Zombeavers
- White trash medical waste disposal guys
- Alright, pretty funny so far
- Deer guts in the radiator
- Puppet beavers
- Fuck you Sam!
- Guys are jerks (trucker at the bathroom and guy walking by at gas station and dick pics)
- Terrible road trip music
- Look at the teen wearing the #1 Dad hat… I wonder if…
- Those are some crazy short skirts
- What a pleasant neighbor… biotch…she’s great
- Digital dog pee…
- Hey look, no phone service foreshadowing
- The “girls like assholes…” talk
- Yay bathing suits?
- More super short skirts
- Alright, we have tits
- And that lake looks icky…
- The ominous #1 Dat hat floats by…
- Hey look, beaver dam
- Yeah, we should swim right up to that beaver dam…should be safe
- Looks like the dam was shot with paintballs
- She covers up when she sees the bear…that makes sense
- Did that guy just call the ladies “heifers”?
- Awkward conversation with Mr. Smyth
- Awkward beaver jokes…
- Beaver warnings and puppy dicks
- Are we suggesting that maybe beavers don’t like loose women?
- “Would you rather” just went to a really dark place
- What is thumping on the house? We should probably go check it out…
- Of COURSE they got locked out
- Asshole boys?
- Flashlight doesn’t work foreshadowing
- Yay, Sam is here!
- His dick is asleep… the world is ending
- No sir, we already had lots of awkward…
- You feel like a Power Ranger? Wow
- Oh snap! (slap)
- She’s not going to scream (called it)
- Shower nudity…almost
- Attack of the puppet zombeavers!
- Sam is really choking up on that bat
- Beaver murder by bat
- Buck reminds me of Mathew Lillard
- Buck foreshadows his own death when demanding an orgy
- Creepy hunter laying out the traps
- The beaver has clearly crawled out of the bag, but the dudes are idiots and don’t want to see it
- More beaver jokes, please
- Boys are idiots…and why is Buck wearing a hat in the water?
- Buck lost his foot, kind of, I mean, he knows where it is…
- Too small tit jokes?
- Wait, the beavers cut the phone line? How?… HOW!
- Beaver attacks Jen, convenient knife as the beavers attack the raft
- The dog lives…?
- The dog does not live
- Swim for your lives!
- Oh god… half beaver attacking Jen’s beaver!
- Jen knows zombies
- Sam takes control of the situation to kill the beaver on the range
- Boys are assholes…well established
- Now Jen knows it was Mary in the picture with Sam
- Beavers obviously communicate by tail smacks
- Really? How many beavers are there?
- Have they sabotaged the cars?
- Sam is taking control again
- The neighbors are hilarious
- Wait, did the beaver completely consume a large dog?
- Oh yeah, beavers can cut down trees… to block the road
- Tommy takes control, girls are hysterical messes
- Tommy got deaded by beavers with deadly trees
- Did that beaver just fly into the air?
- Creepy guy saves the day
- This house has a lot of nails
- Sam stubs his thumb while Mary stabs the beaver
- Let’s talk about beaver fever…
- Creepy hunter is creepy
- Alright, Sam is a pussy…
- I am sure the neighbors are dead by now
- Did the beavers leave a log as a calling card?
- And they cut the phone lines again
- The beavers want them to turn against each other?
- Beavers like to play practical jokes?
- Creepy hunter is really practical about feet and food
- Lesbian dream sequence?
- Definitely not…Jen is a zombie beaver now
- Now Buck is the zombeaver eating the creepy hunger
- Yeah Sam, take your shirt off!
- And Zoe jumps out the window
- Uhm… Whack-A-Beaver?
- They know what zombies are, but they don’t know to attack the head?
- You show me yours, I’ll show you mine?
- Really? We’re going to do this now?
- Did a zombeaver just intentionally start a fire?
- Did Jen just bite off Sam’s penis?
- Zoe saves Mary by driving into the house
- Escape is thwarted by tree
- Zombear? Zoe: “I mean really?”
- Run Jen over!
- I’m sure one of them has been scratched or something
- Tommy is a zombie too
- Zoe axes Mary
- I did not see Zoe being the one to make it out alive…
- Oh god…
Dildo in the drawer?
Zombeaver song…awesome.
Did we just get a Zombees joke?
Irrelevant Actor: #1 Dad kid