Episode 10: Sam’s Notes

DEATHGASM

  • Black and white flashback
  • Pretty awesome animated credits sequence
  • Mom went to a mental ward, this guy is with his aunt
  • Dion has a D10 shoved in his nose
  • Medina Darcy won’t let a metalhead tap her
  • That completely badass thing better not be DnD
  • It’s DnD
  • Giles violated a CPR training dummy
  • This movie sponsored by Trivium
  • And boobs?
  • Yup, sprayed with piss. Again.
  • Great shading on the demon penises
  • That’s me, Brodie. FML
  • And I had to get the girlfriend that doesn’t like bullying!
  • Music store named Alien Rip Chords
  • Record stores have dangerous music, apparently?
  • Poison? I can’t even look at you!
  • Zakk… I’m in love!
  • Zakk’s dad isn’t so cool with parenting
  • What the fuck is roleplaying?
  • And here’s a recipe for napalm
  • The only band names involve genitalia or bodily fluids
  • DEATHGASM, spelled all in caps, because lowercase is for pussies
  • I thought you said you could play?
  • Dion might be a nerd.
  • What the hell is that?(looking at a flashlight)
  • Zakk is all about the breaking and entering
  • Lots of newspaper cuttings on the walls of this creepy house
  • Zakk is such a prankster
  • Hexan Sword
  • Didn’t he used to kill live rabbits on stage with a crowbar? No man, it was a claw hammer.
  • I think the Hexan Sword guy might be dead.
  • Nope, just sleeping
  • I guess Deathscream is a zine?
  • Who is the guy in the suit? GMan?
  • Well, he’s not very nice
  • Nothing like a good throat slitting to get things started
  • It’s music. Can you read it? I think so, it’s pretty universal.
  • That’s a really long room that looks kind of like a community center
  • Ah, so we’re after the Black Hymn
  • Apparently, this guy is not a winner.
  • What did you think would happen?
  • Do it again.
  • HAHAHAHA
  • Recording a Deathgasm video
  • Intestinal Bungy Jump
  • These guys want to be KISS
  • Is he jacking off a sword?
  • Hello Medina
  • Look at what’s happening behind them…
  • Eating ice cream on a park bench in makeup while wearing a belt of fake bullets is pretty great
  • Yes, you should get that tattoo on your boob
  • Can we make out?
  • Nope.
  • Oh look, Sonata Arctica was in there…
  • Uncle is interrupting on the devil music
  • Maybe we should stop playing this now?
  • This music does weird things, don’t you think?
  • This one time, this chicked grabbed my nuts too hard, and my sploog came out red.
  • That’s a pretty metal handshake
  • Medina tries metal… and now she’s She-Ra
  • And she drinks from a horn and knows how to use an axe
  • After playing the Black Hymn, Brodie looks up what it means…
  • Fucking bully
  • Are you stealing petrol? No, I’m stealing diesel. Don’t you feel guilty?(looking at ambulance, note, he’s smoking while siphoning)
  • Sniffs the note from Medina
  • Is that Brodie or Zakk.
  • Yup, Zakk.
  • Zakk is a dick.
  • Zakk is barely wearing a shirt
  • Brodie is having a bad day… and it would make an excellent country song
  • Play the Dark Hymn again
  • Uncle spews blood
  • Why does everyone have to come out into the streets to spew?
  • Baby spews…
  • Zakk is a dick
  • Demons… that’s crazy…
  • Who filled that bathroom sink with water?
  • Why does the math teacher look like a park ranger?
  • Sir, you’re shitting blood
  • This poor girl
  • Dad might be a demon now
  • Dad has an engine where his head used to be
  • For whom the bell tolls old man
  • Yup, we should go see Abigail, she should be fine
  • Why is Dion wearing hulk gloves?
  • Who brings a dice purse to a demon apocalypse anyway?
  • Medina likes axes
  • That moon is really red
  • At least she has time for a smoke
  • Do demons recognize daylight savings?
  • Demon voices are difficult to understand
  • I guess she wants to be the vessel?
  • Second base is anal?
  • Awww… does Zakk like Brodie?
  • Is Zakk also not going to pass on this note?
  • The crucifix on the wall is upside down
  • Church stuff is… anal beads? Dildoes?
  • Oh yes… please yes…
  • It’s happening!
  • Chainsaw should work better
  • Finger the penis…
  • Cousin is a dick
  • Losing the pages is bad
  • Alright, these are some pretty metal weapons
  • Barbed wire weedwacker?
  • How do they know where to look for the pages?
  • And now that they’re at the school…
  • Playing DnD?
  • Yup.
  • Zakk does not understand how notes work.
  • Save it for the demons you two!
  • Oh look, cultists
  • Cultists have assault rifles?
  • Chainsawed in the ass
  • Aww man… Dino!
  • Aww man… Giles!
  • Why did she have to take her clothes off?
  • Uh oh
  • Now is a good time to tune your guitar
  • Zakk is the vessel, then he gets dead
  • Two months later
  • Zakk communicates from the dead by record