Episode 14: Sam’s Notes – Streaming Nonsense Podcast

Unicorn City

The D&D game
- A cat man can’t hold a sword
- Cutting toenails at the table
- Voss is going to fight back, sing with me!
- You don’t have vocal chords because you’re a phantom
- I didn’t cut my cord!
- Give tygraximus thumbs!
- Vos stabs a sword through the table and he gets the bill
After the game
- The police
- He’ll never last in prison with a pretty face like that
- The GM is a creeper
Walking home
- Marsha clearly likes Voss, she’s asking about his job
- Voss doesn’t like working for/with his brother in foodservice
- Marsha suggests he could work with her
- Marsha tries to make Voss jealous with her online romance
- When we melee together it’s like we’ve done so in a former life
- Voss broke up with his gf Samantha, Marsha is excited
At Voss’ place
- Sharpening his miniature’s sword while talking with Clancy
- Voss’ brother gets home, eviction notice on the door
- It’s a ballet of violence brother, a ballet of violence.
- Hey, there he is! Do you feel all tingly?
In game with Marsha and Tanick
- Tanick can’t wait to meet Marsha
- As Marsha explains that she’s in love with someone else, Tanick is mauled by little bats, I’d like to be alone now
Marsha goes to Voss’
- Marsha has created a backstory as to why her character loves Voss’ character, Voss isn’t catching on
Warlocks of the Beach
- Voss is not making an impression
- Voss needs to put something together to prove he can lead people
At the game shop
- Voss is supposed to be at the taco hut
- This game is not going well
- Voss looks to Marsha Hi and he appears somewhat despondent
- Voss wants to run the game, Shadowhawk will let him, if he defeats the beastlord, wings fall off
- Bring it weak sauce
- Marsha sings him down from the astral plane
- There’s a soundtrack for the battle
- Pull out the good dice, Marsha blows them a lot
- I’ll just take my dice and go home
- Shadowhawk is awfully happy with himself
Voss goes home and goes to sleep
- Dreams of killing orcs with and a flying unicorn that spits flame
- Voss puts his character in the graveyard
At the play, I guess Shadowhawk is the director?
- Action (it’s bad, this guy spits)
- Marsha shows up
- She’s pleading to find someway to save Voss’ character
Voss’ place
- He literally sleeps in a closet
- Clancy tosses him the phone, but misses
Marsha’s house
- She made Voss a cape with a unicorn on it
- Hug
- Clancy is there
- Clancy notices her dress
- Eating chicken
- Drinking from a giant goblet
- She puts something in the goblets that looks like dry ice
- Unicorn cupcakes
- Marsha suggests Voss start his own guild, seeing the unicorn painting on the wall, the gears start turning
- Voss runs out screaming something, his mouth is full
Voss’ place
- He grabs his stuff, puts his character on the mountain
- We need to create a land of magic and wonder
- Voss orders Marsha to document everything
- Voss starts calling around to get the guild assembled
Clancy falls in a hole, loses his flip flop, but finds a PVC sword
Clancy picks up Voss and Marsha
- Voss takes Clancy’s sword
- They meet up with the others on the side of a road
- Marsha is taking video
Voss explains what’s happening
- You are now your characters
- Voss paints the picture
- Runs off to attack a fallen tree
- Clancy drives the station wagon back, and plays monster
- Voss orders a charge
- Everyone is having lots of fun
- Magic missile!
- It’s a battle to bring everyone together in Unicorn City
Signing people up
- Cathy the succubus
- Should we be inviting evil into the camp? Guys chase after
- The centaur arrives, is that Rhubarb?
- Centaur’s butt is a cooler
- Shadowhawk followed
Voss explains the rules
- Pull the cork out of the centaur’s butt
- Marsha donates to unicorn city, no one else does
- Someone took the dollar
The quest
- These people are not working well together
- Rhubarb is not quiet
- Marsha attacks Cathy
- Bardledin sings a song for Cathy to bring her back
- The mission was a failure
Police fine Moonstrider
Back at camp, Moonstrider is missing
- Clancy tracks him
- They find one of his ears
- Moonstrider is back
- 100 experience points for Moonstrider’s lie
- Who has nightvision? (flashlight)
- We are screwed, did you see how he ran? I’ve never seen anything like that.
Camp at night
- Marsha and Angie are talking
- We are not the undead people, so let’s not act like it
- Marsha does a dance, she is not subtle toward Voss
- Cathy ties to upstage
- Marsha runs off, Angie catches up
- Marsha is kinda mean to Voss
- Marsha announces she broke up with Tanick
- Voss gives Marsha his cloak
- Marsha kisses Voss
- Marsha runs off and trips
Camp morning
- Literal mouth breathers
- Music is coming from somewhere, there’s a bus
- Voss knocks, Shadowhawk comes out
- Voss and Marsha talk about the kiss
- Some of the camp defects to Shadowhawk
- Cathy makes out with Rhubarb for food
White van arrives
- It’s Kay Crossland, from the news
- Voss and Clancy are taken away in the van
- Drop them in the wilderness
- The van speeds off
Walking back
- Voss banishes Clancy from the city
- Clancy and Voss fight in the road
- Voss is sorry
Back at camp
- Everyone has defected except Marsha and someone with poison oak
- Voss trips
- I challenge thee, douche bag
The duel
- I’m going to club you like a baby seal
- Shadowhawk chooses a battle of wits
- Voss swings at Shadowhawk and misses and hits Marsha
- Shadowhawk banishes Voss
- Marsha is still trying to get her character and Voss’ character together
- The kiss didn’t mean anything
At home
- Voss is attacked as soon as he walks in
- Clancy is leaving to get a sword
- Clancy explains that Marsha is in love with him
- Voss stabs his hand on his miniature’s sword
In Shadowhawk’s bus
- SH is trying to massage Marsha
- SH reveals he’s Tanick
Police show up
- SH runs off, Voss attacks him
- Marsha needs to take her pills
- Voss jumps in front and gets tazed
- Police are herding the nerds
- Marsha uses Voss’ miniature to cut Voss free
- Rhubarb takes Marsha to safety… slowly
- Voss orders a charge and fights the police away
- SWAT shows up, everyone gets down, Rhubarb rocks over
Court
- Judge orders them to build Unicorn City to serve the community
- The judge wants in
Taco hut
WOTB interview
- It went well
Marsha’s
- She mows in a dress
- Voss didn’t get the job?
Unicorn City opens!
- This is the saddest Renn Fair ever
- Pat and Angie get married
- SH attacks
Clancy in the army
- Voss sent Clancy his sword
Another great closing song