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The Raking
- Whatever you say is going to hurt my soul right now
- Just tell me if I should turn this movie off now
- The good news is, we’re out of fuel
- Carla does have a profound grasp of the obvious
- But now we’re all fighting
- GULP
- This is what you get for arguing
- He’s fine
- Kid dies of dehydration
- Now it feels like an Unknown Mysteries or something
- Sometime later, these pretty college kids are having sex
- Discount Freddy Prinze Jr
- We all thank you for turning off the music
- Is this that kid all grown up?
- Happy birthday
- Buzzkill
- She loves zombies
- They need a fourth
- Kennedy wants everything done for her
- Most important role in this movie is the bouncer
- Noah is a dweeb
- Mr. Cooper the TA is in their group
- I need a drink too
- Second most important role is the bartender
- This kid…
- Casual conversation about murder is funny
- The TA also doesn’t know the assignment?
- Roofies?
- Bartender is like Shrek
- Kelly looking over their shoulders
- Kelly is Jade’s sister
- Their parents like green
- Apps!
- Oh, the bouncer let her in
- Thank goodness we get to have a tampon conversation!
- Why did they make the dweeby nerd so cute?
- TA doesn’t want any funny business or radio on this drive
- Kennedy likes anyone who annoys Jade
- Kennedy jerking the wheel around like a jerk
- No one noticed Kelly getting in the back
- This old coot pulls up
- Not a good night for camping because… the bugs are out this time of year!
- Kelly might like Noah
- Yeah, campfire ghost stories! Whee!
- Tell us the story about your family…
- Oh, the hatchet story… lame
- XTREME closeup!
- Kennedy and Ethan behind the rocks
- Yes, what scratched her back?
- Go go go!
- Noah doesn’t like being filmed
- Oh, Ethan grabbed you!
- Rawr
- Instead of leaving, let’s just hang out here for a bit
- Truck?
- Shakey-cam of Kelly’s butt
- Why is the car battery dead?
- Yes, car still isn’t starting
- Yeah… it left… sure…
- How did Kelly get dragged off?
- Thank goodness for that old coot!
- Come with me if you want to live!
- It seems like an expensive lighting system on this truck, but it’s really just a couple flashlights belted to the roof
- Refuses to put the cover on the smoke detector
- I mean, I guess we want to know what it is….
- James has a binder of information on The Rake
- One thing we do know… it’s old.
- Police… hah!
- James knows a thing or two about killing…because knife!
- Hunter by trade
- There was some story about James’ brother, but I wasn’t paying attention
- Jade is upset about Kelly… still
- At least this guy has CFLs… and drugs
- And a straight razor he apparently hasn’t used in a while
- Don’t do it Jade?
- The 911 operator is in the same room as you
- Ethan can’t explain what’s happening to the operator, words escape him
- An hour, what are we supposed to do till then? I don’t know, Spades?
- We’re safe as long as the lights stay on
- Lights go out in 3… 2… 1…
- The good news is, Kelly is still alive
- Not helping James
- Really ill-fitting mask
- James yells at the camcorder like a weirdo
- It definitely wasn’t quick
- Noah is getting personal with Jade
- Noah’s dad died, none of us are sad
- Someone’s here
- Sorry man, all my flashlights are tied to the truck
- Woah, pump the breaks bro
- Noah is a man too! But nobody cares about Noah.
- Stepping into the darkness… and history
- Boo!
- How did you lose the flashlight?
- Back-to-back, like bros
- Whatever you do, don’t move with anything resembling speed
- You should start running now
- Those who can’t run without tripping must die
- Tug-a-war with Noah
- The flare is gone already
- Noah hugs James
- Don’t worry Kennedy, you won’t lose him that easily, he’s the director! And the writer! And the star!
- Okay, I won’t thank you yet.
- Jade really doesn’t care about Noah
- Awww… you skinned your knee. Want me to kiss it better?
- As long as everyone here knows that Jade isn’t into Noah
- Noah sits down next to Ethan… “I feel like I’ve been to war…”
- Aww… James is a big softie
- Noah kills the lights by plugging in his phone charger and no everyone hates Noah… more.
- I am 100% certain a few candles are not enough light
- Jade is still in the bathroom because she really had to go
- We all agreed we’re locking James out of the house, right? Good plan.
- Everyone watching James from the window…
- Who puts the fuse box on the OUTSIDE of the house? Idiots.
- Teehee!
- Stop messing around out there you naughty kids!
- So, he still didn’t get the power on
- Just going to put this down deliberately and stride off into the night
- Shoot the cameraman!
- He forgot to load the gun? What kind of hunter is this guy?
- How did James get up to the window with no one seeing him crawl up?
- The Rake hates wifebeaters
- We’re all looking at Ethan because he’s the TA
- We could burn the house down, James doesn’t need it anymore
- This creature is not very stealthy
- Yes, we all know The Rake doesn’t like light!
- I found some Ambien!
- A flashlight without batteries is like wood without matches
- Did anyone lock the door?
- Why do we care if there’s film in the camera?
- Jade, you go first, we care about you next least to gimpy Noah
- Boo!
- Noah’s done some shit
- Ah, there’s that smoke detector cover! I knew that would pay off
- Noah dies, surprising no one
- Jade cares, surprising everyone
- Walk it off, Jade!
- Too much tug-of-war in this movie
- Jade, why are you crying so much?
- Just give me the C4 and run, I’ll take care of this
- Jade dies, surprising no one
- Kennedy cares, surprising everyone
- So far, Ethan hasn’t shed a tear over any of these last four people dying
- Oh what, now the door is locked?
- The Rake is talking through Kennedy
- Wait, that Rake barely touched the kid
- Yeah bro, let her go
- Kennedy dies, surprising no one
- Ethan is cool
- But the Rake missed all arteries in Kennedy’s neck, so she’ll be okay, except for never being able to talk again
- Awww… Ethan’s birthday gift from Kennedy is… tickets to a country music concert? WTF!
- Finally Ethan bites it… I guess?
