Episode 18: Sam’s Notes

Andron

  • Season premiere of the Redemption Games
    • Running man?
    • Skeletons in old-timey armor
  • Baldwin in the mansion
    • Slow motion steam
    • This game has a terrible framerate
    • Featuring Skin
    • Glover and Baldwin are not top billed
    • Cube?
  • Woman wakes up on an altar in a shroud
    • Explore!
    • Other people
    • Sounds!
    • More people!
    • That “no one’s going to hurt you” line
  • Wandering around
    • Stealth girl
    • Cool, future flashlights
    • Walls are changing
    • Phone on wall doesn’t work
    • No memories
  • Elsewhere
    • Sharing how long they’ve been here
    • Bad neck tattoo
  • Elsewhere
    • Overhead sheets of the maze map
    • This place is alive
    • Passageway!
    • Nothing to hear!
    • That means we’re underground (does it?)
  • Jump scare
    • He can’t see us
    • Parkour!
    • Just gunna sleep on the lockers here
    • They go in for the girl, dude attacks
    • The guys are losing, girls come in to rescue them
  • Find a guy beating something in the hall
    • He chases them
    • Baldwin watches
  • Talking with the bald woman
    • Why is the bald woman wearing lipstick?
  • Hanging out in this room
  • Stealth woman watches the others
  • More exploring
  • This place reminds me of something
  • We are in hell
    • Baldwin smiles
  • Maze thing on the wall again
    • Door closes, separating people
  • Hoodie with chain stick searches for our people
    • Knocking on the window
    • Guy suffocates Asian woman, Baldwin says something stupid about there being 9 left
  • Folks meet up, found by the hoodie person who takes off her mask, she’s a woman
    • Defuse the situation, let’s figure out what’s going on
    • Baldwin needs to move fast, twiddles his fingers, walls move
    • Stealth woman showing the way?
    • Squished in the wall
    • Stealth woman uncloaks, Baldwin reminds her only one can survive
  • Bald woman is chained up in an atrium
    • Entre the red guards
  • Wandering
    • You said you know that girl?
    • Don’t touch me
    • I’m sorry I touched you
    • Wall maze
    • Don’t touch it!
    • Goo gauntlet
    • Door opens
  • Containment measures
    • Red guards
    • At least we have someone who can fight
    • And then he gets his ass beat
    • Guy shows up with the gauntlet and shocks the guards
    • Baldwin: Now things get interesting
  • Eating “chicken”
  • The girl is real weak
    • Don’t touch the gauntlet
  • Comparing neck tattoos
    • Baldwin wants to give them something else to think about
    • Enable memories
  • There must be cameras, right?
    • Memories!
    • So this guy was an old school soldier?
    • This other woman comes from the future, I guess, because spaceships, 2154
    • And gauntlet guy is from 2016
  • Baldwin calls for Adora
    • There’s an anomaly
  • Spaceships
  • Finally, Glover!
    • Serving girl looks terrified
    • Chancellor Gordon
  • Bald woman being tortured by red guards
    • Baldwin wants to know how she messed with his system
    • Adora calls Adam (Baldwin) away
  • Examining the maze symbols
    • There’s ten of them
    • Contenders are engaged, puzzle established, can they put all the pieces together?
    • Andron decides the justice, honor to her
    • Everyone watching is really really dirty, except Glover
  • Wandering
    • Wall maze
    • Hoodie girl remembers she was a cop for The Network Police
    • Then she tells everyone about the nine corporations and some detonation that killed 9 billion people, That’s why everyone is dirty
    • Slavery is legal, everyone is a slave
    • It’s 2154
    • Touching wall maze, stick your arm in
    • DNA identified
    • Door opens
  • Woman remembers something, we should go
  • Guns!
    • Baldwin is happy
    • Glover is happy
  • Stealth girl is probably Andron? She confronts the woman
  • We’re not safe in the open
    • Red soldiers surround them
    • Cop lady starts shooting
    • Group escapes, Baldwin watches in his magic globe
  • Andron is controlling the guards
  • Group is off the grid, this pisses Baldwin off
  • Slaves watch uncomfortably
  • Guy from 1500s is really good with parkour
  • Cop lady blows everyone up
    • Glover is disappointed
    • Betting is happening!
    • Redemption Games, uh huh
    • Connection restored
    • Bring in the commander
  • Glover’s slave girl is zones out because… watching something?
    • Nope, she’s back
    • Who did you bet on?
  • Bald woman is a rebel?
    • Others show up and fight the guards
    • They’ve gotten a lot better
    • He got the fuckin message!
    • Bald woman diddles the “screen”
    • Conditioning erases your memories
    • You’ll get your memories back if you walk through the passage
    • We’re in Andron
  • Glover and his slave girl
    • What did she do?
    • She bet on someone, but we don’t know who
  • The rules for this game are very complicated
    • Adam was being investigated for manipulating the results
    • Nano cameras attached to retina
    • You mean, they’ve been watching me pee?
    • So now we see the slaves watching through their eyes… oookay
  • Baldwin disturbs her
    • Glover is responsible for your parents dying in the pits, but Baldwin can give her revenge/freedom
    • She gave him the chacnellor’s files
  • Retrace your steps and stay off the grid
    • Short circuit the system
    • Parkour guy was last year’s winner
    • It’s like the slaves are strung out on watching
  • In this world you’re just a number!
    • Slaves can bet their freedom on the players, but if they lose, they die
    • That sounds like a bad plan either way
  • Also, those 9 billion people were deliberately killed by the corporations
  • Hey, it’s the others, cool
    • Baldwin wants to shuffle the deck
    • More red guards
    • Shall we fight? Again…
    • We have to protect the girls… WHAT?
    • Parkour!
    • Go go go!
    • Oh, I get it, the slaves who aren’t watching didn’t bet… so if your husband or your child is watching, then they will die when they lose
  • Whatever the bald woman is looking for is gone
    • Boss fight!
    • Why isn’t the guy with the gauntlet fighting?
    • Parkour guy is getting wrecked
    • Is the boss down?
    • Parkour guy gets his neck broken
    • Slaves start dying because they bet on him, I wonder if the slave girl bets on the right person?
    • So this dick contender is now killing the other contenders like some sort of super soldier
    • Gauntlet guy finds the dead Asian woman, obviously he’s not in the boss fight
  • Blonde girl needs to open the hiding place
    • Gauntlet guy beating the crap out of the dick
    • Ranger kills the boss
    • Gauntlet guy gets shocked
    • Blonde finds a shotgun and shoots the dick
    • Slave girl is still alive
  • Baldwin isn’t happy, I guess he’s losing control
  • Group finds another wall maze and an altar
    • Enter the correct sequence to solve this redemption game
    • Redemption game solved
    • Clearly, we’re not in Kansas anymore
    • Baldwin is sad
    • Glover is pissed
    • So they use they rig the games to keep the slave population in check, obviously
    • Baldwin’s big plan is to just kill everyone off, super!
  • Group makes it outside?
    • Bald woman doesn’t understand
    • Other woman kills the bald woman, she wants to kill everyone
    • Gauntlet guy is shocked
    • Lightning bolt!
  • Back inside Andron
    • Woman kisses Adam and kills him, I guess, seems rude
    • Glover’s slave girl is dead, guess she bet on the wrong pony
    • Glover so sad
    • Baldwin happy with himself
    • Baldwin wants Glover arrested
  • We’re still inside the games!
    • Ranger and blonde girl are crying and stuff
    • Woman shocks the ranger, but he’s not dead
    • Blonde woman doesn’t want to leave the ranger
    • Blonde woman shocks the other woman with the gauntlet
    • Neurochip
    • Let’s crawl through here, as if we know where we’re going
    • Big city
  • Everything is collapsing
    • Ah, it’s all part of the simulation
    • Welcome to the second level
    • FUCK YOU
  • Adam is still alive
    • WTF?
  • Slave girl wakes up, Baldwin grins
    • WTF?