Episode 2: Sam’s Notes

Maggie

  • Necroambulist virus (you mean dead walkers?)
  • Burn the crops!
  • City looks like The Division
  • Maggie is scavenging
  • Doctor explains what’s going to happen to Maggie, he’s going to let her go as a favor to Vern…seems risky
  • What city is this? Does it matter?
  • Arnold can defend himself, that’s good
  • Guess he didn’t have to pee
  • Yay, we’re home!
  • I don’t think mom is going to hold it together
  • “Where are your bandages?” I can’t deal with this…
  • God isn’t giving you answers? What?
  • And now she’s crank calling people… this is a terrible virus!
  • Is the suggestion that this infection is caused by GMO corn?
  • Uh…end the finger!
  • Alright, why is she holding dirt?
  • Dead neighbors
  • Not entirely clear why Wade gets to be so special
  • Maybe Bonnie is upset that Wade killed her dead family
  • Checking out the neighbor’s house, are we looking for something?
  • Seems like this movie is trying to present the human side of zombies instead of the horror, but I’m not feeling it
  • Nothing surprising or interesting about the “options”
  • Awww… sharing a funny moment over terrible food
  • Here it is… the “mother was a bookworm…” story…
  • And back to Firefox…
  • Oh yeah, we should totally go out, drink, and have mad crazy teenage sex
  • Putting make-up on a zombie…
  • Trent is bringing the real truth
  • Should we zombie kiss?
  • Hahaha… we taste like meat!
  • Oh yeah, you’ll see me again… when I’m eating your face off
  • You’re right, that delicious food smell is you
  • Why do eyes go black but Maggie’s go white?
  • There be foxes in heat out in them thar woods!
  • Delicious Firefox…
  • I love watching Arnold chop wood
  • Maybe it’s more powerful if you’ve got kids?
  • Why is there always thunder?
  • *hands him the syringe* Good talk
  • Alright, now her eyes are black
  • Like a creepy porcelain doll
  • What? What! Oh come on! (she jumped)