Dudes and Dragons
- A dragon who murders people that show signs of love, that’s awfully specific
- The village under attack
- Luke Perry comes to the rescue of some girl
- We love CG backgrounds
- Why is this woman so not dressed?
- CG arrow
- “See here foul beast…” yup, he said that
- Horse is dead
- He touched me!
- Didn’t your village string you up here?
- Well, she got roasted, also, Skyrim
- Slow motion
- He got eated
- This movie is so goddamned all in
- Running blonde
- She’s named Belveeda
- There’s a witch’s hat behind her
- She really wants to fuck the blonde
- He gets the ring
- He gives the ring to some floozy elf
- Everyone is afraid of the dragon who will undoubtedly eat this girl
- Talk into my chest
- Hey Marsters!
- I don’t know what they’re talking about, this dialog is too distracting
- “Children don’t lie!”
- So he’s murdering lovers to make this woman love him
- Eating Elven bread
- That’s hilarious
- “These creatures are going to be my wife!”
- “Do you love her or the idea of her?”
- Back at the evil lair
- She’s talking to a dragonfly
- Orc fight, I guess, with festival music
- It’s like Renn Faire up in here
- Aw! Cheap ball grab!
- “This whole area is off-limits!”
- It’s really too bad Kevin Sorbo is too old for this stuff
- Blonde and his squire
- This is not Josh Gad, but it’s meant to be
- At some house
- “Reach up there and grab those knockers before I do.”
- Ah, his brother’s place
- Brother is a dick
- He’s Samton, don’t call him Sam
- Don’t slay the orc, Shokdor
- He squished the fly good
- There’s the dragonfly, presenting a sort of, R2 hologram
- “Help me if you want to hold me, you’re my only hope”
- I guess they’re off then
- The cart is loaded up
- Belveeda paints her teeth white
- The dragonfly returns
- Squish
- She blows the wing away
- “You’re a Scorpio, you’re not compatible with anybody”
- I guess they’re back
- Dragon danger
- Yoink!
- Awww, so sad
- So, it’s a catapult?
- Throw an orc at a dragon
- Orc got spit out
- Back in Belveeda’s cabin
- I love Ramicus questioning the wacky logic of magic
- Samton is all twisted up in the antler mobil
- Camilan rides off
- Larec asks Ramicus to save Camilan
- Beginning of the quest
- The quest items
- Tensley’s lair
- “Fireball! Fireball!”
- On the road with Camilan
- Ennogard goes to help the dragon?
- On the road with Ramicus and crew
- Talking about Camilan
- “That is queer come to think of it”
- On the road with Camilan
- He gets snatched
- Ramicus
- Hide the wagon
- Searching for Camilan
- If it rains, the torches will go out
- Shokdor is a badass
- Sam is not a badass
- More slow motion
- Sam drinks all of the potion, like a dumbass
- Uh
- It’s kind of like the Matrix, right?
- They should go find the dragon
- Tensley is mixing something up
- Probably a marinade
- That’s an excessively large needle
- On the road
- “She just has really sharp features… that… look good… on her.”
- It’s a delicious owl
- Tensley is going to shoot the dragon up with a potion
- Getting lovey in front of the dragon seems like a bad idea, why didn’t it get all munchy?
- Making out with a dragon, oh yeah!
- On the road
- “Tonight we dine in Gell!”
- That’s an awfully graphic eating scene… with metal music
- Camilan finds sirens, I assume?
- Convenient leaves
- HAHAHA
- HAHAHA
- It’s like he’s never seen his fiance naked
- Siren Larec pulls Cam under
- Spearphishing
- Oh I get, Sam desires Cam’s mom
- At the camp
- “Love is a do or do not, there is no try”
- Shokdor makes a great lady
- And Sam… I just…
- Titanic theme?!
- HAHA
- Shouldn’t Cam be the lady?
- Finally, the dragon is here!
- I don’t know how this contraption is supposed to work
- Dragon caught!
- They’re only three hours away?
- Cam is an idiot
- And the dragon is free
- FIGHT!
- “And why don’t you learn to speak English like the rest of us!”
- Ennogard reading stories to Tensley
- Dragon baby returns
- Oh, Tensley knows
- Ramicus tracks the dragon
- Gross kiss
- I love Shokdor’s wise nods at Sam and Cam getting their shit together
- Tensley prepares for the ceremony
- The witness is an ogre, or something
- She’s all throwing up
- Ramicus finds the mountain and starts climbing
- “Smoke’s blue, someone’s getting married”
- She has long vows
- Ram is climbing
- The others arrive at the mountain
- Cam gets on Shokdor’s back for the climb
- Alright, now Tensley is Emperor Palpatine
- There’s a fight
- Hulk fists
- So Tensley is doing to Ram what Ram did to Cam
- Post fight
- Cam and Shok show up after Ram is “killed”
- Cam finds Ram
- Cam finds the portrait on Ram
- Cam gives the ring to Ram, but it doesn’t fit on his fingers
- The love dragon!
- “How do they keep catching these?”
- The beast at full power just has more horns
- Dragon should eat Tensley
- Yup
- Aww… dragon gave him the talon!
- The dragon bows… uh… yup
- That phony accent sounds really cool…
- Ram wants to collect on the promise
- Makeouts
- Is this a Neverending Story thing?
- Cam returns
- The dragon is like a dog, and he’s adorable
- Wedding
- Honeymoon dragon
- Everybody kiss! Except Shokdor
- Return of the dragonfly, with a message!
- A hologram for Shokdor
- The dragonfly was like, chewing cud or something
- Credits
- Outtakes
- I love the improvisation
- Closing Dragon Warriors song
Ramicus is supposed to be Jeff Bridges
Shokdor is like a wookie