Episode 24: Sam’s Notes

Still Waiting…

  • Might need more opening logos…
  • Ta-Ta’s Wing Shack
  • Deep fried t-bone
  • The descriptions of the menu items were pretty great
  • I appreciate his efficiency
  • Exposition…
  • It’s a gateway job
  • Awkward intro to ta-ta’s
  • Smokin weed, learning languages
  • He doesn’t look that unshaven
  • Server nightmares
  • With a goat
  • Yes, wouldn’t want to look trashy
  • No discount on desserts
  • This is how you be a fry cook
  • Sour cream sanchez isn’t funny
  • “You wanna fuck each other” exposition
  • He wants to be invited to parties
  • Oh, Guzman works at ta-ta’s
  • He didn’t tell you about the game?
  • It involves stretching
  • White girl who acts black character
  • The numbers aren’t good
  • So, both of these restaurants have the same owner?
  • Rapey manager
  • What is happening?!
  • I get it, your dad’s a douche and you learned everything you know from him
  • At least he has a ta-ta’s calendar
  • War speech to the employees
  • A million old people
  • I get it, working at ta-ta’s is like being in a war
  • How did she decipher that code?
  • She’s dusting the plant
  • Everyone is sad
  • Goal meter with balls
  • Dennis is at ta-ta’s crunching numbers
  • Let me buy you a cup of water
  • Pissing phobia is the root of his problems
  • At least he has an Alienware laptop
  • So, he learned everything from the pickup artists
  • Adam Corolla is the PUA king
  • Are we supposed to laugh at rape?
  • Treating jerky customers badly
  • The tit hierarchy
  • Things aren’t looking good for Dennis
  • Now everyone is having fun
  • So just full on lap dancing now
  • Character back-story
  • People are leaving
  • This guy is dropping all sorts of non-wisdom
  • The balls on the goal meter are larger
  • Oh hey, Justin Long
  • awww… she invited Dennis along with the rest of the group… it’s everything he’s ever wanted
  • This bartender has a unicorn on his shirt
  • I hope this ends soon
  • At least there’s a funny rap song
  • I don’t remember any of these songs happening
  • Oh look, the talk-back scene
  • Obvious dream sequence
  • And… push in on the boner… scene!