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Roshtalivik
- Green screen
- Photon laser gun!
- Time machine pocket watch!
- Dell did not sponsor this movie
- And I am slouching out of this dump!
- Picnic
- “How was school today Felix.”
- I’m not really paying attention to whatever you’re saying, kid.
- This music makes no sense in this picnic scene
- “Daddy, what’s your job?” because we need exposition STAT!
- What kid would rather play than eat Oreos?
- She’s got names picked out
- Wow, do people really have conversations like this? Ever? In human history?
- Is he a developer or a designer? Does anyone know?
- “You look great, you’re presentable…” well, I’m sold.
- This scene is out of focus
- “Yes, I’d like a quote for a website.”
- WHAT?
- Only two people work in this company
- This piano music makes no sense for this job interview scene
- Also, why is there a job interview scene?
- You’re only being hired for this job because of nepotism.
- What web designer has a giant calculator on his desk?
- “Seriously, will you get me a stick?” (0:10:19)
- “I need a website to log my experiments.”
- I’m just going to lay out my entire plan right now.
- “I’m a computer genius, I can find anyone.” (0:13:27)
- I’m so glad we get to witness this fight about how his wife doesn’t do any real work.
- Why didn’t you just tell me to get a 16th of a stick?
- Purple smoke
- The gun that vaporizes people doesn’t vaporize people
- Oh, she was just cranky because she was pregnant
- The lighting in this scene does not properly convey the gravity of losing wife and child
- Police believe the perpetrator in this hit and run to be either drunk or a mad scientist
- Mad scientist who is still wearing black cargo pants and tshirt
- This guy always introduces himself as a scientist
- Sure, I’ll go live with this self-proclaimed scientist who wants to do experiments on me, what have I got to lose?
- This music has nothing to do with a scene that involves drinking mouthwash and then getting shot
- “Alright, well, see you tomorrow.” (after getting shot and not dying)
- I’m glad we get to watch this guy getting a drink and yogurt and sitting down at the table and reading the news on his holo-iphone
- Just randomly talking to myself at the kitchen table… hold on while I put this stuff back in the fridge
- Just FYI, lasers are photons
- This crazy scientist lab is under the house?
- I call myself The Dictator, hey, don’t laugh!
- Stone cold killer! Eating a danish on my back patio.
- Bro, I’m at the gym, I’m always at the gym
- Just a couple of assassins getting coffee in this person’s living room
- Dumpster diving in fancy boots
- I want to overthrow the Dictator!
- No music during these tense recruiting scenes
- Joystick on the table in this crazy lab
- Is this Dictator the scientist?
- Poof!
- Just sent my son into the future and I’ll never see him again… ooo, apple!
- Silence or I’ll shoot!
- HAHAHA
- Worldjumper
- Rebellion?
- What’s happening?
- “Time is getting away from us!”
- Yes, it’s obvious where that brick wall is…
- Everyone knows what all this means except for anyone watching this movie
- …and…action!
- I love camping
- It wasn’t a teleporter, it was a time machine
- Internal continuity, people!
- But… that was a one way trip!
- He gave me money and helped me to get off the streets… couldn’t you have just been a stripper?
- “Go ahead, shoot me. You need me, I don’t need you.” “You’re right.” (0:45:50)
- This guy’s logic is indistinguishable from insanity, but everyone is on board!
- “You scare me sometimes.” he says to the most unscary thugs
- When did this guy get killed? Did I somehow miss something important?
- Our secret weapon is a few sticks of dynamite in a storage closet?
- I know we’re assaulting the Dictator right now, but what happened to your eye?
- Lots of scenes of loud speakers
- Mic drop
- Explosive barrels out of Duke Nukem, HAHAHA
- Ugh… The Dictator’s partner?
- 50 years later and everyone’s clothes are more fucked up, but the trains are still running
- Why does Rosh have the same symbol on his jacket that was on the dynamite box?
- The Dictator’s partner is named Andrew
- “You know what, you watch yourself, because my trigger finger here is pretty touchy, and I don’t want to slip up.(0:57:25)
- Table flip! Also, that same symbol is on the underside of the table
- Oh, hi Luther
- What good are jewels? Thank you Rosh.
- I leveled the entire fucking planet
- More storage closets
- More fake barrels and fake dynamite HAHAHA
- So, Luther is a terminator?
- Hey, it’s a kid, it’s Felix
- Yeah, you are totally a monster
- Just going to send a random kid back in time to save the world
- The world’s destruction because of “immortality”
- Gimme the watch. Take the watch. And take the watch. And take this PLG.
- Rosh talking about life for twenty minutes makes me want to end my life.
- Yes. You are mentally deranged.
- This is why you don’t drink mouthwash
- It’s over.