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Teen Lust
- Just going to set the tone with T&A right at the opening here
- And now we meet our teen age boy leads
- Magic is hot…
- You should come to my party… to perform magic tricks?
- Wrestling jocks?
- Cum jokes?
- Jock is wearing a crucifix… while wrestling?
- Alright, creepy Satanic church is creepy (on the outside)
- Satanists thank Satan
- Oh God… Cary Elwes is the Satanist leader
- “Jesus Christ!” … “Blasphemy!”
- Awww… adorable kid (goat)
- Goats make human screams…even kid goats
- Classic “talking in church” talk with Dad
- I guess Satanists are people too
- Vagiphobia would be terrible…
- Well fuck, nobody wants a thousand years of peace!
- “You should be eating like there’s no tomorrow!” little on the nose, Dad?
- “Even I had a stupid haircut once” the “uh, Dad?” expression is priceless…
- He’s suffered enough humiliation… so, he’s better off being sacrificed…
- Don’t forget to turn off your cell phones before the human sacrifice
- That’s not a metaphor
- Smooth escape…
- Damned secret doors…
- “Where’s my other shoe?”
- “Keep a low profile” *throws horns*
- Denise is an old school gamer
- Neil isn’t very good at getting girls to have sex with him
- Skinny jeans are not good for jumping fences
- “We worship Satan!”
- And Denise catches on…
- This Matt guy looks exactly like a young Tim Roth
- And now we’re at the teen party
- And everyone makes jerking gestures
- We will solve this with magic!
- And that’s how you get someone interested in sleeping with you, I guess?
- Matt could be mostly drunk
- Church girl is using sexy stuff to manipulate the boy
- “Super helpful” is not what you say when someone asks if you want to fuck.
- Alright, Matt is way drunk.
- Drunk guy wins…so he gets to drive the car?
- I get it, anyone can be a Satanist
- Gas station
- Prostitutes can solve any problem…
- I sure hope the prostitute isn’t a Satanist
- I feel like this is going to go horribly wrong
- I see your ceiling has a leak…
- Are we really having this conversation, right now?
- Did she just give him change back?
- Yup, Satanist.
- Haha… dogs barking in the brothel
- Awww… Denise likes Neil…
- Awww… Neil likes Denise… and there’s retro gaming music playing
- Oooo… alley sex!
- And… we’re done.
- Matt’s Dad asks Neil to describe what sex feels like, after Neil’s lame answer, “Still a virgin”
- Van’s license plate is Dam 50?
- Why don’t they untie each other’s hands?
- Awww… cute goat
- Why is there a vault in a prison cell? What’s up with this set?
- Hug it out
- We could have sex with each other?
- Fuck a goat?
- Why is Matt positioned right by the alter?
- Alright, really bad green screen fire sex
- So now they’re going to a different church
- Apparently, pussy makes the world go round…
- Sacrificial Lamb Productions, Neil and Matt Productions
