Episode 43: Sam’s Notes

Greenfingers

  • Inspired by truth!
  • Clive Owen is a fuck up, I’m into it
  • Beautiful town, though
  • For a thief, he makes a beautiful bouquet
  • I call it my memory corner
  • He’s done stuff
  • Not keen on being reclassified
  • This prison is a pretty estate house
  • Prisoners talk a lot about what they’re in for
  • He should be a gardener, methinks
  • That went well I think
  • This kid keeps talking with Holly
  • Where is Fergus?
  • Oh, he’s sick
  • Prison holiday parties aren’t so bad
  • If a dude can’t get a boner…?
  • Seeds
  • The flowers grew, not clear how he can take credit for them
  • Gardening is women’s work!
  • Sowing the seeds of love!
  • Actually looks like a pretty nice garden
  • I’m pretty sure kissing is against regulations
  • Definitely against regulations
  • She named her daughter Primrose
  • Flirting I see
  • And Georgina likes the cigars
  • British rich people with a wolfhound…checks out
  • Nigel is a spoilsport, got it
  • Do I sense a theft being foreshadowed?
  • awww… Holly is preggers
  • Quartz is magical
  • Oh, it’s on now
  • Wasn’t this a Stephen King movie?
  • Yes, he is talking to the plants
  • Speech about gardening
  • Raw is a big sweety
  • Confession time
  • Getting some U2 up in here
  • This room has zero insulation
  • We should really test this mattress out, eh?
  • Only fifteen years?
  • Probably against regulations
  • The shock at realizing Primrose and Colin are together
  • I am enchanted by this babbling brook
  • I love those prisoners
  • So Colin commits this crime to get back into Edgefield, it’s all coming together
  • How did Colin get placed back at Edgefield?
  • Oh I get it, the plant is a metaphor…
  • Wow, mouse invasion
  • Burn it all
  • But they can’t take our freedom!
  • I clearly have no idea how a flower show works
  • Just sprinkle a little Fergus here and there
  • Are gardens always female?
  • Are those emotional fireworks or real fireworks?
  • I think Ms. Woodhouse is a little sweet on Raw