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Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre
- Dumb quote
- Narrative crawl
- Oh, that explains the greys
- Well, that was overly dramatic
- Kinda newsreel style opening film clips
- That is an awful lot of people running around on fire for no obvious reason
- Zeta quadrant sector
- Boobies for no obvious reason
- Nick Cage?
- Green screen for no obvious reason
- This guy is a mean, but fair mother fucker
- First to go, last to know
- “They’ve been anal probed to death or just turned into god damn cyborgs” (5:52) Not this again!
- Hey look, Kyra Zagorsky from Helix
- Treaties are for pussies
- “Fuckin intel” (6:15)
- Wall to wall bullshit military style quotes here!
- Wing Commander?
- Aliens?
- The old passing around the flask tradition
- Is this a cockpit from a high tech dropship or a Cessna?
- HR!
- Blond piloting the dropship is really concerned about her hair and completely open to inappropriate behavior from this military officer
- Welcome to Vegas
- Walkie talkie slash motion detector
- ED-209
- Cylon?
- Hand signals
- So, the sarge takes pride in not getting his people killed?
- This place is cleared out like a Sunday virgin… (13:22)
- QUIET! He says, yelling
- Roach slime
- Was that a werewolf?
- Zombie family
- Viro-organic weapons
- “Why in God’s name would anyone mess with shit that does this shit?” (21:08)
- Unnecessary x-ray shot
- Nobody has seen the M’hars?
- They landed in the middle of no where, how are they still in buildings?
- Cyborg sniper
- Dropship attacked by fighter
- Puddle kraken
- Lion man!
- Nanites, I guess?
- “LIsten up!” he says, pointing to his eyes
- “Man bites dog” (31:45)
- What are the chances the werewolf knows the pilot
- Oh, flight partner and boyfriend…that’s… not appropriate
- Is she dating everyone?
- So was there any actual mission here? They’re just going to head back now?
- People on riding lawnmowers attack!
- Well, don’t all move, someone has to keep them suppressed
- Placing booby trap montage
- Hey, Neil Napier, also from helix
- “We don’t rape our enemies, we kill them” Well, that’s noble.
- Burning fire scene transition
- Rescue team is incoming
- So here’s a question, why are all these people taking out what we assume are the friendly military?
- Just going to re-run the same scene two or three times
- Alright, they have a beef against the corps
- Cyborg did’em right?
- We can’t shoot the babe
- Why does this woman look like Kara Thrace?
- Aren’t you still a foot soldier?
- It strains the M’hars to be in 3D
- Lady cyborg
- Let’s have a conversation about why we’re here
- It’s because his father was anally probed over 200 times
- Zombies in white jumpsuits attack
- Cyborgs attack
- When did we see vampires?
- Why are we useless in a group?
- Did she just say “I’ll be back”? Ugh…
- Cyborgs again
- Industrial waste Nessie
- Why are there colonists on this planet?
- Kind of a hydra thing?
- If it’s not human it’s not indigenous?
- What did that conversation get them?
- “Smells like M’har” in unison
- Knifing their way into the merc camp
- This assault on the merc camp feels like it’s going on forever
- Finally getting Fooks out
- Yes, nuke it from orbit
- Casually agreeing to nuke the colony
- Awkward talk between Fooks and Sharp
- There’s a planned sequel?
- Hah, mummy!
