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It Lives in the Attic
- Oh this better not be a found footage movie
- Oh thank god
- This guy is just happy to be alive
- I hope he sighs again
- Old man playing with a kayak
- He is not impressed
- This guy is so pissed that someone said hi
- Skipping rocks, birding, kayaking, fishing, gathering firewood, camping… I hate the fuck out of this guy
- Just reading a book called Cajun P.I.
- So far, this movie lacks attics… or even houses within which an attic would potentially exist
- Alright Cajun PI, what does a cigarette butt on the ground tell you?
- Kayak cam
- I don’t trust any house with rebar hooks out front
- Cigarette butts! Obvious connection!
- Well that was a fun little adventure
- This dude’s chill has been crushed
- The Smoker strikes again! Dun dun duuuuuuun
- Alright, I’m just going to ask it, how did a bloody shirt swim over to this dude’s hook and latch on?
- The Smoker strikes again! It’s still warm…
- Shakey cam
- None of these houses have attics!
- I hope Bryan appreciates the throat slitting
- So she screams for help and runs off and then experiences a tragic chainsaw accident
- So wait…
- Oh, sick reversal!
- Sure, fine, but where are the attics?
- Found it
- Science!
- Barney, you’re fired!
- Wow, Col. Sanders is an asshole!
- The only person eating lunch by himself
- Scene complete!
- Barney is insulted because these people are jaywalking
- Really hoping this is his wife
- Well that took a turn
- Caretaker leaves Ellie alone
- Alright, Ellie isn’t catatonic anymore
- I wonder if that “medicine” was to keep her suppressed?
- Key and tie… what does it mean?
- Fuck this key
- Wait, she ran away from the house, and then back to the house
- And now she’s going to take her “medicine” because…
- So we’ve got the killer and Ellie sitting on a couch together
- Clearly they know each other
- So that was Andy’s tie out front… wtf?
- I hate neighbors!
- Killing people always makes me want to shower and head out to the country
- 36 minutes in, still waiting for an attic
- So now from Ellie’s perspective
- Ellie always feels like a shower after being beaten
- This party needs more booze
- I don’t know what’s happening with this guy with the long white hair, but I really want to know what’s going on with this guy dancing behind him… and they walk out without buying anything
- They actually made TV shows, like Knotts P.I.
- Two Hearts Beat As One
- Yup, this is happening too
- I think I need to hit Club Fun, stat!
- Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants
- I’m guessing this elementary school isn’t zoned for hedonistic clubbing
- Bring out the gimp!
- I think I saw this happening at Dragon*Con once
- This stranger that just walked in is definitely going to get into some bondage
- 48 minutes in, no attic
- Maybe it’s a figurative attic?
- I like that all the people coming to whatever this is have brought things like lube and vibrators
- Just gunna clean my face off now, brb
- Is “the pleasure room” also the Algebra 1 classroom?
- Backgammon and pegging in the library
- Finally we can get to Barney’s story!
- So is Barney not so secretly stalking?
- That shirt is crazy large on Barney, felt like it needed to be pointed out
- Do you always pull guns on peeping toms?
- Honey! I found this guy, can we keep him? I promise I’ll feed him and walk him.
- Oh god, not another peeper…
- Neighbors murdered…
- So Barney gets by Andy and goes back to check on Ellie
- Walk it off
- Barney is a clumsy oaf
- Still peeping
- Still stalking
- I kinda like Bradley
- Peeping as she masturbates
- So maybe she stays with Barney in this catatonic state because he appreciates her and desires her, unlike Andy, who just murders people
- I think Club Fun is just a really raunchy PTA meeting
- Bradley totally wants him
- Man, she always threatens murder…
- Oh yeah, he’s a stallion
- Always with the murder threats!
- The dangers of ether
- I’ve been working on kidnapping?
- 108 minutes in, no attic
- Where is this camera outside the house located, exactly?
- Is this guy in the red and black like, a demon who … I don’t know…
- Just got to the first mention of an attic at 1:11
- Of course they go to the attic first
- This guy is disastrously colorful
- Creepy doll!!!!
- Holy shit, that creepy doll was there just a second ago, then gone! That’s it! (1:12:48)
- Who attempts suicide by slitting their own throat in the middle of the street?
- Yeah, you should probably go up to investigate
- Is that the attic?
- I am not convinced
- I point at you!
- Pranked!
- Damn raccoons
- Helen, I fired you this morning…
- HAHAHA
- I don’t know, have you been in the attic?
- Answered that question
- And what it needs is protein
- Barney is still stalking
- It sounds like you have anger issues
- Line about finding out who you really are (1:19)
- I think the entire cast is in that cafeteria scene
- And the cast is also the crew
