Mythica: A Quest for Heroes
- We begin in a cave with an owl
- Run Forest, Run!
- Slow motion mage seems to be evil, but isn’t?
- I suck out your memories!
- Cave troll!
- He gestured in my general direction, yikes!
- Uhm… bird massacre
- I’m an herbalist!
- She makes the best guac
- Have you noticed it’s cold here? I’m cold.
- Haha! Explosion jokes!
- It’s probably cold here because of the dry ice
- It’s hilarious that you blew up the village!
- Jerk is rude to women
- I thought we were in town?
- CG snow is cool
- That wall has been printed on paper
- Hi Kevin!
- Healing spells… that’s touching…
- How about I bring you the heap of parchment?
- Why is nothing safe here anymore?
- Go to the inn… because that’s where you pick up lonely men, thanks Kevin.
- This is the only person who has ever said that good friends aren’t hard to find.
- Judging by the jubilant crowds, an execution is afoot!
- Out of my way slave!
- I’m touching your face, I’m touching your face!
- You shouldn’t hit a man wearing a dress!
- You want a piece of me, drunk?
- So… you don’t know her name?
- The drunk is killing all your men, and you’re laughing?
- She hit me again! Bitches, man.
- Meanwhile… somewhere else.
- Checkpoint!
- Roll in the hay!
- Do I know you?
- Poke the straw!
- She’s already met so many good friends!
- So that went well.
- Wow, bad teeth really likes her
- He paid for her, then beats her, this seems like flawed logic
- Slow motion screams!
- I will fix your teeth!
- The rabble is here!
- Reverse Forest? Put this leg brace on so you can finally run!
- We will chase you with candles!
- Did not see that dangling man there before.
- ‘Sup (to man in cage)
- Digital Inn
- ‘Sup
- It’s the Cantina!
- Fight! (I mean, it’s an inn, right?)
- Are we cheering for the guy who was just decapitated?
- Medusa’s head?
- I see a quest coming on…
- That’s not gold… Yes, because it’s silver.
- Marek will take the job!
- Hammerhead says “Fiken” instead of “Fucking”
- Frak this…
- Yeah, you’re not getting seasoned anything…
- I see owls in your head
- Uhm… not joking
- You’re a brave drunk
- I guess dignity is worth a lot?
- Stabby McStabberton!
- “We need a thief!” Because we’re playing DnD and that’s what you need… as long as we’re not looking for bards…
- How rude! Cripple!
- He’s such a rogue!
- So, husband can’t see the people just below the window?
- I stand before these scenic mountains because questing!
- I do not touch rogues
- So like, let’s move, and stuff…
- Moon!
- It’s a really small fellowship
- Meh
- Now we’re in the Grand Canyon
- Why is it always about sex with you?
- Your praying is bad luck
- Just going for a swim
- Stop praying, it’s bad luck!
- Rogue has pointy ears?
- Did he stab the orc in the butt?
- Time to do something magical!
- Or, just punch.
- Priestess can fight!
- Using her punchy staff, of course…
- Hey, where’s the big bad guy?
- My spleen!
- Why doesn’t the rogue shoot arrows?
- Big sword guy is a magnet for arrows
- You fired two arrows and now you’re out?
- Ooo… a furnished cave!
- When I heal, I see owls….
- So this is a thing, right?
- Ooo… convenient chest!
- For running moonshine?
- Can I touch your mark?
- Why did rogue get so pissed alluva sudden?
- Well exCUSE me, princess!
- He has arrows now?
- Sweet sweet violent man…
- Just, you know, practicing teleportation…
- Your leg is very dirty…
- Real owl!
- Ogre trail is less than a day old…judging by the poop
- Walking is hard
- Yeah, Marek is tough
- Slow motion walking
- Marek is mean
- Sick burn
- I wonder if that’s the keymaster or the gatekeeper?
- Eat salt!
- Why do we want to be in the clearing again?
- Psych!
- This landscape makes NO sense!
- Ooo… fantasy electric guitars!
- A clue!
- Orc frat party
- Giant snake distraction
- We’ve only known these people for like, three days, are they really friends?
- Non-consensual kiss
- Who lit the torches?
- Uhm… propane tank…
- Yes, give the stone to the thief
- Alright, noisy people are dinner, noted.
- We shouldn’t have a problem moving several tons of rock
- Abrupt music halt
- Wait… not that spell…
- Yup, bad idea
- Hey look, she’s evil!
- That’s some necromancer shit
- The sister’s name is Karen?
- And Stabby gets hit again…
- Yes, let’s crawl into the spider’s den
- You’re surrounded by spider webs, what do you think it is?
- And Stabby gets mortally wounded again
- Rogue runs out of arrows again
- Stabby is hit again
- And now, only Marek is conscious
- She should do like, magic shit, or something
- Venom goo
- Dead ogre
- Hey look, more arrows!
- Marek gets back to the Hammerhead Inn and she gets… a mug of water and some respect
- Yay adventure and dignity and gold!
- To be continued…
I swear this is someone’s DnD campaign
More custom song work that’s actually not too bad