Episode 55: Sam’s Notes

The Dutchman

  • The desert
  • What did happen to James?
  • What is the last place anyone would expect him to see?
  • Oh yes, frat parties
  • James just left!
  • He’s a weird dude
  • No, you’re weird
  • I’m leaking!
  • This guy has no game
  • This guy is majoring in life
  • Who is the richest man in the world?
  • James Eddy, in theory
  • Why is she hiding in a tub?
  • James in the mirror from different angles
  • Is this bathtub girl afraid of him?
  • DUDE!
  • “Are you Moby Dick?” I have no idea…
  • Truck
  • James is walking… in his fake leather biker coat
  • And we’re walking here, we’re walking…
  • And we’re hitching… we’re hitching…
  • He keeps Sharpies and cardboard in his back
  • “Mainstream America Refugee” HA!
  • This guy reminds me of Kid Rock
  • “Are you carrying?”
  • “I don’t remember being born!”
  • “Any state that starts with the letter A, you need a gun.”
  • This guy sells ghost peppers and wants to cross them with peyote
  • Please, explain the title of this movie to us
  • Yes, explain history to me
  • Well that’s silly, we don’t need a map to Disneyland, we have navigation!
  • Nope, you just told your whole story right there
  • James should extract the map from Cody, then kill him!
  • Is this face joking?
  • Is he really sneaky for asking him to draw a map?
  • Did he just salute Hitler? Awkward…
  • Hanging with the chickens
  • I feel like Cody might be high. He’s high.
  • This music is weird and trippy, but doesn’t fit the scene
  • CW, draw me a psychedelic map
  • That is some sexy b-roll
  • James chipping at rocks
  • Fuckit, I’ll just blow it all up!
  • Got a gun now, bitch!
  • That seems like an inefficient way to drink water
  • These guys want the water that was just spilled all over the ground
  • You work for water!
  • James’ teeth are too white, it’s making me uncomfortable
  • This isn’t nearly as bad as where we came from
  • Sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind
  • His father is worth more than $60 billion
  • No sane person digs for gold
  • I wonder if gold is even geologically possible in these parts
  • Remind me again why he was hitching?
  • And what’s with all the super old school commercials?
  • Yeah, he had stuff. He sure did.
  • Best fiesta ever.
  • Francisco is very wise
  • Well that didn’t work out well
  • I don’t think that’s how murder works
  • Did you just throw a box of dynamite on a fire? WTF?
  • Francisco is wise, and fucking insane
  • Arizona legends
  • And is this guy our investigator?
  • So why is this investigator not in the credits? Because he’s Jeff Kimble
  • Does James have a cromagnum face?
  • They were going snowboarding with no snowboards on the car
  • Can you describe it?
  • Monomaniac? Is he just describing James?
  • Is this Moby Dick?
  • Whales aren’t fish
  • Oh, stoned girl is in the same class, of course
  • Yes sir, Land Shark
  • “Why does anyone do anything?” fuck you!
  • Is this a fight? This is a pretty weak fight.
  • Fuck this shit! *slides papers to the left* I’m out!
  • Later, at Cee-Dub’s place
  • What a peculiar choice of music
  • Is this guy supposed to run a background check, or surveil him?
  • And now we’re reading Moby Dick, ok
  • Do you want to know when he stops or where he stops? Are you sure?
  • Yeah man, you need the exercise
  • CW has a butterflybottle opener
  • So CW is just going to hang out?
  • Oh I get it, he stuck peyote inside the ghost pepper… and then ate the fucking pepper not a complete nutjob
  • Paul is investigating!
  • Zarathustra?
  • Hey look, a mime! This movie just got awesome!
  • Get the mime back, get it?
  • The flies suggest a body?
  • Kid Rock!
  • Just because people are looking for it doesn’t mean it exists
  • Mr. Eddy has employed a private investigator for 25 years?
  • Fucking Moby Dick!
  • James was a doctoral student taking literature classes
  • What changed, Paul, what changed?
  • Why is there a head in a box?
  • So daddy cuts James off after he dies for what reason?
  • I agree James, I agree.
  • Well that escalated quickly