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The Dutchman
- The desert
- What did happen to James?
- What is the last place anyone would expect him to see?
- Oh yes, frat parties
- James just left!
- He’s a weird dude
- No, you’re weird
- I’m leaking!
- This guy has no game
- This guy is majoring in life
- Who is the richest man in the world?
- James Eddy, in theory
- Why is she hiding in a tub?
- James in the mirror from different angles
- Is this bathtub girl afraid of him?
- DUDE!
- “Are you Moby Dick?” I have no idea…
- Truck
- James is walking… in his fake leather biker coat
- And we’re walking here, we’re walking…
- And we’re hitching… we’re hitching…
- He keeps Sharpies and cardboard in his back
- “Mainstream America Refugee” HA!
- This guy reminds me of Kid Rock
- “Are you carrying?”
- “I don’t remember being born!”
- “Any state that starts with the letter A, you need a gun.”
- This guy sells ghost peppers and wants to cross them with peyote
- Please, explain the title of this movie to us
- Yes, explain history to me
- Well that’s silly, we don’t need a map to Disneyland, we have navigation!
- Nope, you just told your whole story right there
- James should extract the map from Cody, then kill him!
- Is this face joking?
- Is he really sneaky for asking him to draw a map?
- Did he just salute Hitler? Awkward…
- Hanging with the chickens
- I feel like Cody might be high. He’s high.
- This music is weird and trippy, but doesn’t fit the scene
- CW, draw me a psychedelic map
- That is some sexy b-roll
- James chipping at rocks
- Fuckit, I’ll just blow it all up!
- Got a gun now, bitch!
- That seems like an inefficient way to drink water
- These guys want the water that was just spilled all over the ground
- You work for water!
- James’ teeth are too white, it’s making me uncomfortable
- This isn’t nearly as bad as where we came from
- Sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind
- His father is worth more than $60 billion
- No sane person digs for gold
- I wonder if gold is even geologically possible in these parts
- Remind me again why he was hitching?
- And what’s with all the super old school commercials?
- Yeah, he had stuff. He sure did.
- Best fiesta ever.
- Francisco is very wise
- Well that didn’t work out well
- I don’t think that’s how murder works
- Did you just throw a box of dynamite on a fire? WTF?
- Francisco is wise, and fucking insane
- Arizona legends
- And is this guy our investigator?
- So why is this investigator not in the credits? Because he’s Jeff Kimble
- Does James have a cromagnum face?
- They were going snowboarding with no snowboards on the car
- Can you describe it?
- Monomaniac? Is he just describing James?
- Is this Moby Dick?
- Whales aren’t fish
- Oh, stoned girl is in the same class, of course
- Yes sir, Land Shark
- “Why does anyone do anything?” fuck you!
- Is this a fight? This is a pretty weak fight.
- Fuck this shit! *slides papers to the left* I’m out!
- Later, at Cee-Dub’s place
- What a peculiar choice of music
- Is this guy supposed to run a background check, or surveil him?
- And now we’re reading Moby Dick, ok
- Do you want to know when he stops or where he stops? Are you sure?
- Yeah man, you need the exercise
- CW has a butterflybottle opener
- So CW is just going to hang out?
- Oh I get it, he stuck peyote inside the ghost pepper… and then ate the fucking pepper not a complete nutjob
- Paul is investigating!
- Zarathustra?
- Hey look, a mime! This movie just got awesome!
- Get the mime back, get it?
- The flies suggest a body?
- Kid Rock!
- Just because people are looking for it doesn’t mean it exists
- Mr. Eddy has employed a private investigator for 25 years?
- Fucking Moby Dick!
- James was a doctoral student taking literature classes
- What changed, Paul, what changed?
- Why is there a head in a box?
- So daddy cuts James off after he dies for what reason?
- I agree James, I agree.
- Well that escalated quickly
