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The Night of the Wererooster
- She’s bored
- This girl is bait
- Where did Suzie go?
- Shake-cam!!!
- Alright, he just nearly fell, nope, he fell
- Rooster encounter, I guess?
- This is based on a short story, folks
- Then this mysterious guy shows up in town
- Watch your back
- Hey Buddy
- Alright, this is really aggressive defense of Lou’s name
- Boobs
- Lots of Lous
- These people all lost someone
- Yup, Col. Sanders
- Bobbi Counts doesn’t want to get close to “all that” and then grabs this dude’s arm
- Hey Charlotte
- She’s got a boob thing
- Please tell me all these missing people have been turned into wereroosters
- Oh yeah, we get all our outdoor supplies in Damascus
- This guy has a knife necklace
- Why is that girl a flake?
- Sanders reads people for a living
- Bartender was inexplicably in the women’s room with binoculars, I guess watching the “team” as they get ready to move out
- I feel like Bobbi is overcompensating
- People are constantly moving around on this boat
- I am hoping someone tosses Bobbi out of this boat
- Yes, we’re all aware of Lou’s chest
- “Why won’t you tell me what you’re thinking?” Really?
- Lou isn’t following
- There are pits and holes
- Did Lou just vanish in ankle deep water?
- Lou’s flashback to Aunt Lou
- She’s listening
- Note, thanking men is weakness
- So I get it, that’s why she didn’t thank Buddy
- This guy’s been chewing on an unlit cigar for days
- Claw marks on the tree!
- “You’re a spasm!”
- It’s a clue! (feathers)
- It’s a wererooster
- Sanders hunts exotic game
- Fun country music
- Lou busts her ankle, gets pooped on, lots
- And melts
- Haha… fake boob jokes
- Why is the bartender following?
- Wererooster feathers are priceless
- Close-up on the middle finger
- Most were creatures are created by sex with animals?
- So the Australian knife glows blue, like Sting
- Does his sneezing mean the rooster is close?
- Babbling brook
- Bobbi’s flashback
- I wonder if Bobbi is gay
- Touching heart-to-heart between Charlotte and Bobbi
- I hope she pushes him in the water
- What just happened?
- The man just makes it more dangerous
- Buddy’s flashback
- So, Dad’s a clown?
- Is “juggle bullets” a thing?
- Quotes Hamlet on his way out
- “The secret is the herbs and spices”
- Sanders sells fertilizer
- The rooster watches
- Bobbi would like to see Stan’s solid gold nuggets
- Charlotte and Bobbi talk and she straight up asks if he likes women
- He is trying way too hard
- Shot of the bald eagles
- The rooster took Bobbi
- They just got back to camp and now Sanders wants to go out again
- Why does Stan’s flashlight look like a glowing dildo?
- It’s his pecker
- Bobbi was de-boned?
- Who set up the trap?
- The knife if glowing
- Back at camp, they splint Sander’s leg
- “I was sitting duck for this chicken.”
- “You mother fucking son of a cock”
- Rooster slashes Stan’s sack
- “He took my nuggets!”
- Smears nugget blood all over Sander’s face
- That little speech Sanders gave to Buddy about watching Charlotte doesn’t make any sense
- Charlotte locks Buddy in the cabin
- She’s working with the rooster
- She’s a werehen?
- Hehe… Bobbi just imagines Buddy
- Bobbi likes cock, obviously
- Charlotte’s encounter with the bartender
- Close your eyes, pull down your pants, and crow
- For a werehen, she sure does murder a lot of people with conventional means
- It’s the murders that make you a bitch
- Buddy considers the bargain
- Buddy’s epic battle with the rooster in the barn-maze
- Is the rooster Stan’s dad? Yes.
- This one’s for you, Dad
- I feel like this movie needs a cameo by some other were creature
- Why would Bobbi be on the menu?
- The ladies all dance around Buddy
- So he accidentally kills her
- He just has to accidentally kill everyone
- Set the barn on fire
- Old guy whittling on the porch
- I thought they were on an island
- Hey, this is Virginia
- Talk to the camera
- None of these song names have spaces
