Episode 58: Sam’s Notes

The Night of the Wererooster

  • She’s bored
  • This girl is bait
  • Where did Suzie go?
  • Shake-cam!!!
  • Alright, he just nearly fell, nope, he fell
  • Rooster encounter, I guess?
  • This is based on a short story, folks
  • Then this mysterious guy shows up in town
  • Watch your back
  • Hey Buddy
  • Alright, this is really aggressive defense of Lou’s name
  • Boobs
  • Lots of Lous
  • These people all lost someone
  • Yup, Col. Sanders
  • Bobbi Counts doesn’t want to get close to “all that” and then grabs this dude’s arm
  • Hey Charlotte
  • She’s got a boob thing
  • Please tell me all these missing people have been turned into wereroosters
  • Oh yeah, we get all our outdoor supplies in Damascus
  • This guy has a knife necklace
  • Why is that girl a flake?
  • Sanders reads people for a living
  • Bartender was inexplicably in the women’s room with binoculars, I guess watching the “team” as they get ready to move out
  • I feel like Bobbi is overcompensating
  • People are constantly moving around on this boat
  • I am hoping someone tosses Bobbi out of this boat
  • Yes, we’re all aware of Lou’s chest
  • “Why won’t you tell me what you’re thinking?” Really?
  • Lou isn’t following
  • There are pits and holes
  • Did Lou just vanish in ankle deep water?
  • Lou’s flashback to Aunt Lou
  • She’s listening
  • Note, thanking men is weakness
  • So I get it, that’s why she didn’t thank Buddy
  • This guy’s been chewing on an unlit cigar for days
  • Claw marks on the tree!
  • “You’re a spasm!”
  • It’s a clue! (feathers)
  • It’s a wererooster
  • Sanders hunts exotic game
  • Fun country music
  • Lou busts her ankle, gets pooped on, lots
  • And melts
  • Haha… fake boob jokes
  • Why is the bartender following?
  • Wererooster feathers are priceless
  • Close-up on the middle finger
  • Most were creatures are created by sex with animals?
  • So the Australian knife glows blue, like Sting
  • Does his sneezing mean the rooster is close?
  • Babbling brook
  • Bobbi’s flashback
  • I wonder if Bobbi is gay
  • Touching heart-to-heart between Charlotte and Bobbi
  • I hope she pushes him in the water
  • What just happened?
  • The man just makes it more dangerous
  • Buddy’s flashback
  • So, Dad’s a clown?
  • Is “juggle bullets” a thing?
  • Quotes Hamlet on his way out
  • “The secret is the herbs and spices”
  • Sanders sells fertilizer
  • The rooster watches
  • Bobbi would like to see Stan’s solid gold nuggets
  • Charlotte and Bobbi talk and she straight up asks if he likes women
  • He is trying way too hard
  • Shot of the bald eagles
  • The rooster took Bobbi
  • They just got back to camp and now Sanders wants to go out again
  • Why does Stan’s flashlight look like a glowing dildo?
  • It’s his pecker
  • Bobbi was de-boned?
  • Who set up the trap?
  • The knife if glowing
  • Back at camp, they splint Sander’s leg
  • “I was sitting duck for this chicken.”
  • “You mother fucking son of a cock”
  • Rooster slashes Stan’s sack
  • “He took my nuggets!”
  • Smears nugget blood all over Sander’s face
  • That little speech Sanders gave to Buddy about watching Charlotte doesn’t make any sense
  • Charlotte locks Buddy in the cabin
  • She’s working with the rooster
  • She’s a werehen?
  • Hehe… Bobbi just imagines Buddy
  • Bobbi likes cock, obviously
  • Charlotte’s encounter with the bartender
  • Close your eyes, pull down your pants, and crow
  • For a werehen, she sure does murder a lot of people with conventional means
  • It’s the murders that make you a bitch
  • Buddy considers the bargain
  • Buddy’s epic battle with the rooster in the barn-maze
  • Is the rooster Stan’s dad? Yes.
  • This one’s for you, Dad
  • I feel like this movie needs a cameo by some other were creature
  • Why would Bobbi be on the menu?
  • The ladies all dance around Buddy
  • So he accidentally kills her
  • He just has to accidentally kill everyone
  • Set the barn on fire
  • Old guy whittling on the porch
  • I thought they were on an island
  • Hey, this is Virginia
  • Talk to the camera
  • None of these song names have spaces