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The Last Lovecraft: The Relic of Cthulhu
- Opening Lovecraft quote
- Dessert in Qatar
- Cultists
- Relic waters itself
- You got a boat!
- Devin is gone
- And suddenly getting slaughtered
- Roar
- Joke? Haha?
- Not a joke, I guess
- Cool movie
- I like the opening credits
- No really, Miskatonic University
- Oh, I recognize that guy!
- The council meets
- Exposition
- But I’m just a professor?
- It’s true, you are not in any way qualified for this
- Do I have to touch it?
- “My money is on you being brutally killed within two days” (6:20)
- Sqrly Squirrel gift baskets
- Sexual harassment at the office
- Holy shit, he’s a dumbass
- “I should kill you with my stapler right now.” (10:00)
- The Cult of Cthulhu Lair, It’s a thing
- They have gills
- And this creature wears a t-shirt, a unicorn with uzis
- Old guy in the apartment
- Comic book exposition
- Cthulhu doesn’t like dinosaurs
- General Starspawn
- I mean, those are planets, not stars, but sure
- Probably shouldn’t roll the comic up
- Waiting for someone to drop the relic and break it, even though it can’t be broken
- I don’t know, this old guy seems pretty capable
- Starspawn…we meet at last
- Fish people
- Well, old guy got dead
- Captain Olaf?
- “Do I look like a fucking hobbit to you, bro?” (21:50)
- Paul Reemer’s grandma’s house
- My other pet is a Shoggoth
- Paul is looking out the window at him
- Oh no, don’t put it in water
- I guess we’re back to Captain Olaf now
- It looks like you got that map from the back of a Captain Crunch map
- They’re training?
- Voss knows how to handle a sword
- Holy shit, Martin Starr is in this!
- Laser Tag stuff never works
- Nerd blackhole
- Stocking up in the basement
- “What, they’re fish people.” “I hate you.” (30:45)
- Pretty people at the beach
- Are they going to get dead by the Deep? I hope so.
- Slaughtered by The Deep, called it
- “What if dolphins were robots?”
- Subtitles just because this fish guy isn’t very understandable
- The Deep Ones eat all the squishy cultists
- Can I give you this friendship bracelet?
- The snack rack has one bag of chips
- Oh man
- Weird folk in the desert
- Paul’s gay
- Samurai fish comic
- Monkey fish army
- No one in this car has a cell phone
- You weren’t in there man, he’ll fuck with your balls
- This is a pretty sad fight
- Paul can’t run very far
- That’s got to be the fake
- Jeff and Charlie are out in the desert somewhere
- Did Jeff have a tie on before?
- Random RV
- It’s the captain!
- The captain has to tidy up first
- Dead goat outside the motel
- Paul is not a ninja eagle
- Cultists have a very short lifespan on the job
- “You boys ever been fish-raped?”
- Paul collapses in front of the RV, clutching the friendship bracelet
- I guess we’re going to get the weapons and fight?
- Jeff and the Captain looking for a sea chest in the cave
- Charlie tries to get Gary to water, mainly by shoving his head into a sink
- Dynamite and a revolver
- Gary could be bait
- So they get out of the RV after killing the two Deep Ones
- Captain gets harpooned
- I guess Starspawn heals by touching water?
- Isn’t Paul still in there?
- Yes
- The relic is assembled!
- Well that’s not how dynamite works, but sure
- Jeff saved the world!
- Just sign my comic
- I thought Antarctica would be more… flat?
- I don’t think that’s how you tie in for climbing, but sure
- The Mountain of Madness!
- Original closing song
