Episode 66: Sam’s Notes

The Invitation

  • Driving
  • I’m not sure Will is ok
  • What did I just miss?
  • Coyote
  • Kill it dead!
  • I am capable of horrible things!
  • So, ready for dinner?
  • Magical doors…
  • Just a kid working on a puzzle with helper dinosaurs
  • Everyone here is so fucking hot and offensive
  • Slightly weird introductions
  • So much to talk about and celebrate
  • More hugs
  • Yeah, I don’t know what wine is either
  • Hello mostly naked lady
  • Hey Sadie, you were naked
  • Sadie seems weird
  • Something is going on here
  • We hit a coyote! It was awesome!
  • Drinking water brings back memories
  • How helpful of you to point out the bars on the windows
  • She’s never been better Will
  • And she’s free
  • Just talking about cults, what are you talking about?
  • She’s not crazy, she just abruptly slaps people because she’s crazy
  • I’m just staying in this loveless marriage for the angry sex
  • No one cares what you think
  • It’s poison, you’re going to die
  • You don’t have to be sorry, I didn’t invite you
  • It’s very weird to be here
  • Who’s the guy who isn’t Choi?
  • I hate Pruitt for reasons
  • I am convinced Choi is dead.
  • No phone service here
  • Front door is locked, because there was a home invasion? I don’t think that’s how locks work
  • Oh, I guess the kid was their dead kid
  • She put something in the drawer, and I missed it, was I supposed to miss it?
  • That’s right, send the man out to get the firewood
  • It was unmarked pills!
  • Kid walks in on parents in the tub
  • I love you, from my naked bathtub
  • They’re in a cult! So exciting
  • Pruitt needs to blink
  • I think we all want to know if there are orgies
  • So this cult mostly does yoga
  • I don’t think this guy is actually saying anything
  • Snuff films are fun?
  • Well, I’m convinced
  • So, why are you trying to show us there’s nothing to be afraid of with death?
  • Suspicious stuff at the front door, but moving on now
  • Barbiturates in the bedroom
  • More wine
  • Always goes back to Mexico
  • Yes, we all know Gina did stuff in college
  • Aww, Sadie loves everyone
  • And then the makeouts
  • Because we all know Gina did stuff in college
  • We definitely have coke on hand
  • I do not want Pruitt telling me about his wife
  • So, you kind of accidentally murdered your wife?
  • Oh, he’s cured now
  • She does NOT want to kiss Ben
  • Yup, still feels awkward
  • The gay guy wants a blow job
  • Claire is uncomfortable and they don’t want her to leave
  • I think she should have gotten Will to walk her out
  • Ben pulls Will away from making sure Claire gets out
  • Ben, how do you know if Will is “off?”
  • What do you have in your jacket, Pruitt?
  • Let’s take this party upstairs, if you know what I mean
  • Because that’s where the food is
  • Claire liked cat videos
  • Flashback to the BBQs in the backyard
  • Spying on Sadie making faces
  • Reminded again there’s no service
  • Also, fucking
  • Will really doesn’t want Sadie
  • Choi got to the house early…uh oh
  • No more blowjobs!
  • Suddenly, birthday cakes are creepy
  • Will calls everyone out
  • And Choi is here now, it’s weird, right?
  • Therefore, Will is crazy
  • Glare
  • Yeah, let’s gtfo please
  • Water on the face cures everything
  • Will blames himself for his son
  • Of course it’s red velvet cake
  • He’s been dead for two years and he still hasn’t cleaned his room
  • Who puts art like that in a kid’s bedroom?
  • Just casually putting a lamp out the back, a red lamp, which seems like a signal
  • Ah, it’s an office now, not the kid’s bedroom
  • Snooping in the laptop
  • Hello Pruitt…
  • So much drinking
  • Something has to be drugged, it just has to be
  • Look at these cattle
  • Will slaps all the glasses down and Sadie goes nuts
  • Call 911 on what phone?
  • Hey look, the drink was poisoned
  • Alright, this turned
  • That’s a big fat I TOLD YOU SO
  • Told ya so
  • I’m guessing no one else on this street has phones either, because gunshots
  • Eden is losing it
  • The only way to stop hurting is mass murder? I’m confused
  • Nice home theater, though
  • I hate Pruitt
  • I like the Kira just beat the crap out of Pruitt. I like that so much.
  • But he’s probably not down.
  • I don’t think she knows how to shoot herself
  • Oh, she shot herself there to make it look like Will/Kira did it?
  • Eden, this is super fucked up
  • I can’t take you outside, we’re fucking locked in!
  • Hey Tommy, told ya so
  • But Pruitt is still going
  • The red lamp of doom!
  • It’s happening all over?
  • That’s why no one called the police