Episode 101: Sam’s Notes

Netherbeast Incorporated

  • Interesting flash animated credits sequence
  • Opens right into the actual movie
  • Is this a call center?
  • Otto called into the boss’ office
  • Casual dead guy staked in the chair next to him
  • You need to rewrite the Donagan Initiative proposal by Tuesday
  • Mike was a vampire, FYI
  • There are signs of being a vampire, duh
  • Can you see the place where he had blood on his shirt?
  • You wouldn’t eat spaghetti with a skateboard, would you Otto?
  • “Why did he recoil in terror when I shoved a crucifix in his face?” “He was Jewish.”
  • Remember, you can’t talk about murdering people in the workplace, it upsets people…
  • Maybe now is a good time to quit?
  • So, everyone is a vampire?
  • Oh, so maybe, the boss is the only person who isn’t a vampire?
  • Oh, this movie starts 44 minutes into the movie
  • There might be more vampires at BurnTech
  • Oh, no, Turner is a vampire as well. Cool.
  • Animated vampire explanation
  • We prefer “Nether folks”
  • Oh, they also need to eat human flesh
  • They rely on NetherStone
  • So they need to remain within a mile of the NetherStone
  • Standing all-hands meetings are the worst
  • First lifer coming in!
  • Oh, BERMTECH, ‘kay
  • Somehow connected to President Garfield
  • Turner has the “retardations”
  • Sometimes the retardations reverse
  • Casual suit of armor in the office
  • Hey Judd!
  • Hahah… Jason Mewes looking half-asleep/stoned!
  • Otto said there are no windows, but there are clearly windows
  • Emmitt has a great inverse faux hawk that looks like horns
  • And Emmitt is basically dressed like Judd was in Breakfast Club
  • This company is a well-oiled machine
  • Turner has no idea what his name is
  • That is a conversation piece
  • He bought the dog especially for being mounted
  • So they basically live in dorm rooms
  • They are a randy lot
  • Someone clubbed Emmitt
  • Waxy Dan!
  • After Roots, they reverted to their original names
  • They hired Pearl, from the outside… who’s not netherfolk, I see the problem this creates
  • Oh, so Garfield was a netherfolk
  • Bell was unable to discover the bullet in Garfield
  • So this is why BermTech exists
  • Amos doesn’t understand “Slow and steady wins the race”, they are actually arguing this
  • Blamestorming session!
  • So I’m assuming everything here in the cafe is for the humans
  • That’s not a dozen salad dressing
  • Garlic isn’t good for netherfolk, sorta causes netherfolk to explode
  • All the utensils and shakers are not silver
  • You have to pinch and roll, or stretch and flick the scrotum
  • Happy hour record scratch
  • Pearl is hitting on Otto?
  • Purveyance night
  • Sunlight isn’t great
  • Murder by Swiss Army knife?
  • How do they play basketball in the dark?
  • Waxy and the “Eye of the Jackal”
  • Wait, has no one missed Emmitt all this time?
  • And now the cafe lady is bonked
  • Steve wants mid-day intercourse
  • Now people are suspicious
  • Turner tried to leave, so they sedated him
  • I think this conversation about things “inherently female” is going to go badly
  • Is Four Peaks Brewery important?
  • Pearl has noticed that Turner talks a lot about vampires
  • Pearl and Otto talking about Pearl’s previous relationship with a ventriloquist
  • Woman being stalked in the cafe still
  • Good night shoulder pats
  • Convenience store wine
  • Office coffee mishap, probably intentional
  • Turner doesn’t remember Steven
  • “Love those cripples! Employ the Lame and Infirm”
  • Rebecca is missing too
  • Bunyan has Civil War stuff in his cube
  • The freezer has been sent out for service… the netherstone was in there
  • Rebecca has the other key
  • Everyone needs to taste the blood
  • Turner is talking to a mouse
  • Pours the blood on pancakes
  • Attempted talk about menstruating
  • Casually eating people in the kitchen
  • So Otto sneaks out the back door to talk with Pearl
  • Pearl knows everything now
  • She still eats with a ventriloquist at the table?
  • Dow is wearing a thong
  • Pearl didn’t show up that day for work
  • Pearl did show up
  • They cleared out all the Mike Yarrow stuff
  • Maybe Mike Yarrow was poisoning Turner
  • Pearl is snooping around
  • That must be Elton behind Dow
  • Shake the drip before you zip
  • “The thick plottens”
  • So, Steven is behind all this!
  • They take the tunnel to the other side
  • So that guy was with Steven all along
  • Otto gets shot in the leg
  • So Steven was a heart transplant
  • Oh, Steven is Watson
  • The netherstone is not in the freezer
  • Pearl stabs that guy with a crowbar
  • Then Steven shoots Pearl through three times
  • So instead, Otto just stabs Steven with the pistol
  • You are not a team player!
  • The doctor is not helping
  • The stone is broken up and hidden in the hideous lights
  • And then Turner’s heart was transplanted into Pearl
  • Custom song: Life sux
  • Also, People are Meat