Episode 13: Sam’s Notes – Streaming Nonsense Podcast

Bad Ass 2: Badasses

Making out with dogs is awesome
Getting old sucks
JONATHAN LIPNICKI!!! How much does a human head weigh again? (as Hammer)
Don’t need to get your nuts in my face!
Was that Vin Diesel?
Intro to the fight gym
- Stick with ping pong
Let’s talk about this kid’s fight
- Cell phone
- Is it stolen?
- He’s a good guy, being a second dad and all
Manny walking alone through a car park
- Manny is knifed by baldy
- We don’t know what the kid did
Police notified Frank Manny was killed
- Wake
- Frank talks with Manny’s mom
- Frank clearly doesn’t have a black suit
- Frank goes to play Barbies
- Talk about secret doors
- Mom asks Frank to find the monsters who killed Manny
Bernie closing up shop
- Drops the drop bag, clearly afraid of stepping outside the shop
- They talk about agoraphobia
- Thugs come in to rob the shop
- Thug thumps Bernie
- Frank fights back
- One thug stabs the other
Police talk with Frank, Bernie is pissed
- Heard anything about Manny?
- Drug related
At the gym
- Tucson: Hey, that guy was in Victorious!
- Drugs are for losers
- How long was Manny dealing?
Tucson leaving the gym
- Goes to an apartment building, seems like he’s been followed
- Drugs are happening here
- Frank followed him
- Frank is going to have this fight right here, outside the dealer’s place
- Let’s go talk to the dealers
- Ash trays are weapons
- Pacifist vegans?
- Drugs go in the trash, and they get set on fire
- Frank gives a speech about not contacting Tuscon
- Watching kung fu on TV
At the Argentinian embassy
- Fancy party
- Adolfo, who killed Manny is here
- This ambassador person orders Frank killed
- Is Adolfo the ambassador’s son?
Frank watching Manny’s video
- Tries knocking on Bernie’s door
- Frank is drunk
- Comes across the thugs who killed Manny
- Everyone is beating on Frank
- Bernie steps in with a hockey stick
- Frank fake stabs white suit guy to get info on Manny
- Guess he couldn’t take the ribbing
At Frank’s place
- A black man playing hockey?
- Bernie didn’t get into the NHL
- Bernie has a liver disease, six months to live
- Bernie got out of his place!
- Bernie offers to help Frank find Adolfo
Getting dressed montage
- Fanny packs and track suits
- He’s already wearing cargo shorts, why the fanny pack?
- Fanny packs inside fanny packs? Mind blown
Bernie has an ancient Bronco
- Truck won’t work, need to take the bus
At the Arson Street Apartments
- Pretty girl in yoga pants
- Frank goes to kick the door in, Bernie stops him and just opens the door
- Apt is cleared out
Police station in evidence
- Gutierrez likes threesomes
- Thank god drug dealers put client addresses in their phones
At the frat party
- This guy has beer tits
- This is EBM, not AARP
- This frat boy is a douche
- Guys walk into the house
- The presidential suite
- Dude is snorting coke off girl’s back
- Frank breaks in, then breaks this guy’s nuts
- Bernie gives the girl a line
- Bernie is still talking to this girl because he is smooth
- Frank hacks at this guy’s package with a fan
- Frank does a hit off the beer
- Bernie, still having fun with Jessica
- Well, Facebook me!
At the pool
- Adolfo gets out of the pool
- Adolfo refers to himself in the third person
- Bad Ass beat everyone up
- They aren’t your typical old guys, they’re like, bad asses
Frank shows up at Manny’s Mom’s to install a secret door
- Your brother is always watching over you
- That secret door is foreshadowing
Back with Tuscon looking over Bernie’s truck
- Gun in the glovebox
Frank and Bernie walking the dog
- Bernie isn’t feeling well
- Bernie’s store and Frank’s gym blows up
- Police talking with Frank
- I’m not that grumpy. | He’s gotten less grumpy.
- Manny’s mom shows up to give them a place to stay
At mom’s place
- They’ve got bunk beds
Frank and Bernie talking in the middle of the night
Morning
- Bernie is on the ground, fell off the bed?
On the bus
- Bernie is in pain
Adolfo’s Malibu house
- Security stops Frank, asks if Frank is a celebrity
- Frank gives the guard a bag of pot, I guess?
- Frank jumps the fence, goes inside
- Adolfo comes downstairs, finds Frank
- That girl has no top
- Frank tosses Adolfo around while the security guard realizes who Frank is
- Guard shows up and pulls gun on Frank
- Adolfo grabs an ice pick
- Bernie handles the guard and grabs the gun
- Ice pick to Adolfo’s eye
- Now that we’re seeing eye to eye
The Biltmore Hotel
- Frank and Bernie approach Adolfo’s dad
- Suddenly, I’m reminded of Lethal Weapon
At Mom’s
- I guess they go to Chuck E Cheese
Back at Mom’s at the end of the night
- Girl gives Frank the charm bracelet she won
- Frank has a romantic talk with mom
- She’s talking about how dad died
- Mom does realestate
- Frank owned a hot dog cart
- Uhm, mom wants Frank to kiss her, Bernie interrupts looking for froyo
At the gym
- Police shows up to let Frank know the boss was let go because diplomatic immunity
Frank and Bernie in a taxi
- Follow that Escalade
- This is going to get expensive
At the meat packing plant
- Boss goes inside, Frank and Bernie follow, put on hardhats, still stand out
- Bernie is in pain
- They go back where the boss went
- Frank finds the drugs under the meat
- Armed guards find them
- Agent Black, Agent Brown
- Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!
- Guards open fire
- Frank and Bernie surrender
In the meatlocker
- Boss arrives
- Guy admits to everything
- He picks up a cleaver
- Adolfo is headed to mom’s house
At mom’s
- Guys are breaking in and capture mom
Meatlocker
- Frank and Bernie are cold
- Julia’s bracelet is sharp
- Guards are watching the same kung-fu movie
- Frank breaks free
- Damn Mexican MacGyver!
- Bernie realigns his hip
- Guards go into the meatlocker, Frank and Bernie take them
- Frank takes a grenade
- Taxi is still there
Adolfo’s car, taking mom somewhere
Frank back at mom’s
- Thank goodness for the secret room!
- Julia shows Frank how to find mom with his phone
- Frank leaves Julia with the neighbor
- Nice house, crappy mailbox
Tuscon has the truck
- Helicopter shooting at Frank and Bernie
- Somehow, Frank kills the helicopter with a grenade
- Bernie is coughing up blood
- Frank throws knife into driver’s hand
- Frank assaults them from the skylight
- Frank calls the boss to set up a trade
At the helipad
- Trying to trade
- Adolfo peed himself
- Guy roll out of the truck, armed
- Bernie gets him, the gun still works
- Boss wants to fight Frank
- Two other Escalades show up
- Frank and boss continue to fight, Frank is kicking ass
- Police show up
- Police are seriously outgunned
- Bernie needs to be quiet
- Boss is dead
Back at mom’s
- Mom invites Frank to stay
- Mom and Frank go to kiss, interrupted by Bernie
- Apparently, Jessica is there as well