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Caeser and Otto’s Deadly Xmas
- A hangin
- Spinning pentagrams
- Confessional
- He’s into this girl
- Is this a dream?
- At war with Canada?
- Is this guy sleeping on the floor?
- Holiday nightmare
- Everyone has canceled Thanksgiving day party
- Didn’t realize the 99 cent store would be so expensive
- Caeser’s agent calls
- Do you want to play Santa?
- Your arm was just reattached
- Why is she checking his heart?
- What’s with backyard killer Santa?
- Guests show up
- Dad brought the Wild Turkey and his girlfriend
- The goth lady
- Slap
- I’m going to ride a motorcycle through your face
- Say grace
- Dear God, thumbs up. Amen.
- She has his crush’s address
- Man shoes up being held in a dungeon
- Are his eyes missing?
- Santa hacks his arms off and his like “ow!”
- Hah… he can’t hitchhike
- Hotwires car with his feet and drives off
- Otto obsessing over his crush
- Why is Otto wearing paper bags?
- Flashback to being lame
- Thank goodness we’ve got subtitles for whatever this girl is saying
- Why was this girl going to walk into a brick a wall?
- Caeser has a flashback that is the worst green screen ever
- That’s why Caeser is afraid of Santa
- Driving to see Allison
- Otto jumps out of the car, but it’s cool
- She sells used shaving cream?
- Bobby has a toy santa?
- Allison liked the poem?
- Otto wants to play santa to impress Allison’s kid
- Otto burns Ceaser’s forehead with the candy santa
- Dumbest fight sequence
- Xmas Enterprises
- Jerry Gifford
- Roberta Jenkins
- Shawn C Phillips
- Charle’s Darwin’s an Xmas Carol
- Ozzy Mercer
- The walls are papered with wrapping paper
- Wait a second, you were in prison?
- He’s into Jesus
- Santa interview
- He gets drunk real quick-like
- Caeser does Santa
- Post interviews
- Caeser gets to be the elf
- Oh, Demian is the murderous santa
- He looks like Keith Richards’ illegitimate daughter
- Demian rolls a body into a closet
- Weapons of mass promotion
- Look for children wearing cashmere sweaters
- Worst driving scene
- Amputated arm guy is what now?
- On the job
- She’s a mental patient?
- Otto sees Allison and her kids
- Santa gives out bottled spring water?
- Allison realizes Santa is Otto
- Back at home
- Demian shows up at Caeser and Otto’s
- I guess he gets the guest room Otto never realized was there?
- Demian steals the house key and a party guest list
- Demian is tracking down the party guests
- Smashes guy’s hand, girlfriend gets off
- He’s chopping people up now
- At home
- I don’t know, time passes or something?
- Allison
- She squirts shaving cream on Otto’s face
- Caeser tries to convince these guys to make an Xmas horror film
- It’s the story of this movie
- Meeting with Caeser’s agent
- She was blacklisted for turning 40
- Demian knows her horror movie history
- He wants to recreate the scene with her
- And then she’s dead
- Only, she’s not dead, then she’s dead?
- Caeser and Otto chatting
- Animation?
- Santa with a chainsaw
- Santa with a chainsaw chopping Otto up
- Caeser wakes up
- Thank God it was just a dream, I’d hate to buy new sheets
- How many nested dream sequences?
- Dr. Pheel
- Otto goes on his own… on a skateboard
- Dr. Pheel likes this old guy’s thigh
- What?!
- Caeser leaves to confront otto
- And hits him with a stick
- Demian drives up on Otto and gives him a ride
- You would kill Dan Colvin?
- Caeser has to try on his costume
- This is my chance to be in focus for once!
- Boxing gym
- Dad’s girlfriend has other guys’ phone numbers on her arm
- Caeser and Otto stop by, Dad explains they’re being used
- Fake mom is using Dad to get a title shot
- Demian kills Fake Mom and her Real Husband
- Demian and mommy figure
- Breaking news
- Caeser finishes his script which includes every horror cliche in the book
- Filming
- Girl picks up the knife
- What can we do to make this scene not suck?
- Shakey cam keeps the film from being boring
- Jesus freak wants there to be nudity
- Applying makeup badly
- Boobage
- William Shakespeare was the founder of the first church of Satan?
- Clown makeup
- Back to the filming
- Caeaser is an ass
- Actress is taking selfies
- Caeser on Dr. Pheel
- Does Otto think it’s funny when Caeser slaps him around?
- Dr. Pheel McGrab, really?
- After the show
- Allison fell asleep in the car
- They both get fired all the time
- Goth girl calls Otto asking for help
- Demian puts a head in the fridge
- Leaves the list and the axe and calls 911
- Someone calls to tell Otto and Caeser to get out
- Chased by the cops by the polizi in worst green screen chase ever
- Otto and Caeser get pulled through the cat door by Dad
- He’s got bandanas (from the gang members) and a rocket launcher from the bath tub
- Neil Leeds mattress guy is undercover homicide?
- Dad doesn’t want to talk to the police
- C & O sneak away
- Saved by the special brother
- Most bored news caster
- Evidence
- Dr. Pheel on the show
- Gay Bonnie and Clyde?
- Caeser is asexual
- Oh my God, there’s a special episode of Glee on tonight.
- Cocoa for coocoo puffs?
- Demian steals Allison and the brothers are powerless to stop him
- Otto drives badly, I guess
- Demian and Allison
- Demian tells an origin story
- It’s Gremlins
- Mom died too
- Mean nuns
- Death metal
- Xmas Enterprises
- C & O find Demian and Allison
- Bomb roulette
- I guess Demian blew himself up
- Silent Night Deadly Night 2 where the baby brother turns out to be the killer too?
- Satanic ritual lead by Jesus freak
- Is Caeser’s tshirt inside out?
- Satan started Xmas,
- Dumpster chapstick
- Dad shows up with rocket launcher
- It has water in it
- Caeser has memories when he tries to touch the Santa suit
- Wheels shows up
- He goes in hacking!
- Lots of blood
- Talking about how it all ended
- Allison walks in and falls for Leeds
- Wheels falls over and can dance again
- Pre-credits scene
- Maniac cop?
- Kill them all song
- This guy has no hands and can’t drink
- Maniac cop is auditioning
