Episode 22: Sam’s Notes

The Future

  • The voice of the kitteh is either a child, or an old person
  • Alright, Sophie and Jason
  • Watchin the YouTubes
  • I wasn’t aware you could stop time with your mind
  • I’m not sure these people are happy
  • Sophie gets home, Jason is doing tech support
    • There’s a cat carrier on the table
    • Sophie is just dancing around
    • I think she quit
    • She’s playing with that shirt a lot
    • I guess they’re going to foster a cat
  • At adoption place
    • Little girl with the drawing
    • This kitty has medical issues
  • Back home
    • Owning a pet is hard
    • I thought I’d be rich
    • I thought I’d follow the muse
    • You’ll never be a world leader
    • We should probably have sex, right?
    • Or just answer the phone
  • They’re free!
    • So I guess they quit their jobs
  • Jason does environmental stuff now
    • Sweet vest
    • What if we got a head injury, how would we recognize each other?
  • Sophie is going to do dancing stuff
    • Or not
    • Don’t watch people on YT! Stop!
  • Jason is going around to people’s homes
    • No solicitation
    • Big door, small woman
  • Stop watching YT!
    • Posters, 30 days 30 dances
    • Look up MapQuest
    • Look up things that are only online
    • It’s gone
  • Kity
    • Six toed cat
    • Alright, cat is counting seconds now
  • In bed, grabs laptop, WHY?
    • Day 1 dances
    • I’m not sure she’s that good
  • You’re our face-to-face guy
    • Rough
  • Jason comes home
    • Sophie is under the covers, something about not being happy
    • Sophie is upset Jason was out there having fulfilling experiences
    • That is one tapped cookie
  • This guy is really getting into explaining how a hair dryer works
  • Sophie still having trouble with dancing
    • She’s leaning on that drawing of the girl and her dog
    • She can’t start dancing
    • She calls the number on the back of the drawing
    • Sophie just called to talk to someone
    • She wants connection?
    • And then Jason is there
    • He got her a hair dryer
    • She yells out the window
    • She calls that guy back
  • Sophie is trying to get Jason out of the house
    • Sophie buys trees
    • This guy is surprised Sophie is calling again
  • Jason goes back to the old guy
    • Woah
    • WOAH old man!
  • Sophie shows up at this guy’s house
    • She’s here to buy a banner
  • Kitty is writing a letter with no pencil
  • Sophie wants to be one notch prettier
    • Trees at the house
  • Sophie is back at this guy’s house
    • Is it a date?
    • I guess?
    • This is weird!
    • And she’s masturbating kind of
    • And then the fucking
  • Jason is hanging out with the dirty old guy, not fucking
    • This guy gave Jason a cat toy
    • Same Escher poster, same hippo figurines, same couch
    • HOLY SHIT!
  • Sophie is still doing the thing with this guy
    • Hey, cat’s out of the bag
  • Jason explains to Sophie that something happened today
    • Yeah, Jason and Sophie should do something together
    • But no
  • But Sophie is really into hanging out with that guy again
  • Jason and Sophie in bed
    • She has to tell him something
    • She’s wild
    • Wait, what?
  • Back at this guy’s house
    • Sophie gets into bed with this guy
  • So is Jason reading her thoughts while stopping time?
    • He’s talking to the full moon
    • Arguing with the moon about just letting things happen because you don’t really know how it’ll go
  • Sophie is with that guy, sees him off to work
    • Sees the shirt in the street
  • Sophie tries to get her old job back
    • Just works the front desk
    • Sophie realizes she’s lost time
    • Losing time
    • Alright, weird scene, kids grow up
  • Jason is still holding time
    • Jason can’t start time again
  • WTF
    • The shirt is climbing up the front porch
  • Jason wanders town with no time
  • The little girl has buried herself in the ground
  • The shirt crawls in through the window and up onto the bed
  • The girl comes inside
  • Sophie gets inside the shirt
    • Performance art!
  • Jason tries to get time moving again
  • The kitty died before they could get it
  • Jason out on the trail again
    • The wrecking ball metaphor
  • I see the trees out front having grown
  • Sophie goes home to look for Jason
    • Awkward scene, there’s nothing here for you
    • Jason cleans up
    • She’s already gone, but not really
    • Sophie can stay one night
  • I don’t know

Jason makes me think of Neil Gaiman

Needs more cat videos