The Future
- The voice of the kitteh is either a child, or an old person
- Alright, Sophie and Jason
- Watchin the YouTubes
- I wasn’t aware you could stop time with your mind
- I’m not sure these people are happy
- Sophie gets home, Jason is doing tech support
- There’s a cat carrier on the table
- Sophie is just dancing around
- I think she quit
- She’s playing with that shirt a lot
- I guess they’re going to foster a cat
- At adoption place
- Little girl with the drawing
- This kitty has medical issues
- Back home
- Owning a pet is hard
- I thought I’d be rich
- I thought I’d follow the muse
- You’ll never be a world leader
- We should probably have sex, right?
- Or just answer the phone
- They’re free!
- So I guess they quit their jobs
- Jason does environmental stuff now
- Sweet vest
- What if we got a head injury, how would we recognize each other?
- Sophie is going to do dancing stuff
- Or not
- Don’t watch people on YT! Stop!
- Jason is going around to people’s homes
- No solicitation
- Big door, small woman
- Stop watching YT!
- Posters, 30 days 30 dances
- Look up MapQuest
- Look up things that are only online
- It’s gone
- Kity
- Six toed cat
- Alright, cat is counting seconds now
- In bed, grabs laptop, WHY?
- Day 1 dances
- I’m not sure she’s that good
- You’re our face-to-face guy
- Rough
- Jason comes home
- Sophie is under the covers, something about not being happy
- Sophie is upset Jason was out there having fulfilling experiences
- That is one tapped cookie
- This guy is really getting into explaining how a hair dryer works
- Sophie still having trouble with dancing
- She’s leaning on that drawing of the girl and her dog
- She can’t start dancing
- She calls the number on the back of the drawing
- Sophie just called to talk to someone
- She wants connection?
- And then Jason is there
- He got her a hair dryer
- She yells out the window
- She calls that guy back
- Sophie is trying to get Jason out of the house
- Sophie buys trees
- This guy is surprised Sophie is calling again
- Jason goes back to the old guy
- Woah
- WOAH old man!
- Sophie shows up at this guy’s house
- She’s here to buy a banner
- Kitty is writing a letter with no pencil
- Sophie wants to be one notch prettier
- Trees at the house
- Sophie is back at this guy’s house
- Is it a date?
- I guess?
- This is weird!
- And she’s masturbating kind of
- And then the fucking
- Jason is hanging out with the dirty old guy, not fucking
- This guy gave Jason a cat toy
- Same Escher poster, same hippo figurines, same couch
- HOLY SHIT!
- Sophie is still doing the thing with this guy
- Hey, cat’s out of the bag
- Jason explains to Sophie that something happened today
- Yeah, Jason and Sophie should do something together
- But no
- But Sophie is really into hanging out with that guy again
- Jason and Sophie in bed
- She has to tell him something
- She’s wild
- Wait, what?
- Back at this guy’s house
- Sophie gets into bed with this guy
- So is Jason reading her thoughts while stopping time?
- He’s talking to the full moon
- Arguing with the moon about just letting things happen because you don’t really know how it’ll go
- Sophie is with that guy, sees him off to work
- Sees the shirt in the street
- Sophie tries to get her old job back
- Just works the front desk
- Sophie realizes she’s lost time
- Losing time
- Alright, weird scene, kids grow up
- Jason is still holding time
- Jason can’t start time again
- WTF
- The shirt is climbing up the front porch
- Jason wanders town with no time
- The little girl has buried herself in the ground
- The shirt crawls in through the window and up onto the bed
- The girl comes inside
- Sophie gets inside the shirt
- Performance art!
- Jason tries to get time moving again
- The kitty died before they could get it
- Jason out on the trail again
- The wrecking ball metaphor
- I see the trees out front having grown
- Sophie goes home to look for Jason
- Awkward scene, there’s nothing here for you
- Jason cleans up
- She’s already gone, but not really
- Sophie can stay one night
- I don’t know
Jason makes me think of Neil Gaiman
Needs more cat videos