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Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow
- Crawl to explain everything
- Of course prostitutes
- Money is bad, folks
- Future Beware, subtle much?
- Models are cool
- Looks like Bladerunner mated with a Mars base
- Terrible looking HUD
- So… Terminator
- Danger, laser beam (eyes)
- Because skin is really just goop
- Hey Van Damme
- Cyborg porn
- Worst dinner party
- “Right on time with one-zero-niner, alright, she’s a go” (05:56)
- “What a waste…”
- “Cyborg stew”
- Oh, Glass Shadow is the name of the cyborg bomb
- Infinite possibilities of Glass Shadow… I’m pretty sure the only possibility is that it goes boom
- Sparring
- I am not buying your fake hits
- The eye on that giant CRT is following me… No, really, literally following me
- Ok, but this music is terrible
- PS, kill the human
- EYE! “Can’t take my eye off you” (11:29) Well, that was dirty
- I feel… explodey…
- Jack Palance is everywhere
- MOUTH!
- Colt 45! Hah!
- I see you know Latin
- What does that… so creepy!
- Cockroach in a box
- So, sexy time with a cyborg is bad
- Wah! TVs should not jump out!
- Alright, Jack Palance blowing bubbles is only creepier
- Later, in lab 9
- Enter the vault
- She doesn’t look so exploded
- Well, now Mercy is just giving everything away
- THIEF, get him!
- Obviously, Japanese cyborg operative
- When fight choreography was not as awesome
- When you want the elevator to come NOW, just break stuff
- You taste delicious
- That schematic makes zero sense
- “I just shut my smell sensors off”
- Japanese cyborg starts killing soldiers
- Really deep underground and suddenly they’re out by riding the trash
- She’s been activated!
- Why did he snap?
- Ah, he’s working with the Japanese operative
- Oh man… this guy…
- Stop playing with your face!
- Crazy cars
- And now they kiss
- That guy with the shotgun and leather jacket reminds me of Arnold
- Stop playing with your face!
- Is this lady supposed to be a fortune teller?
- And then they attack her? No idea…
- He sure got the drop on Colt
- Danny looks like a damned vampire in that get-up
- Was this doorman who looked like Arnold the same guy as the captain in Kull? Nope, he was the king.
- Chen snares Cash
- That’s not how physics works
- Danny brings Colt to the outdoor living room
- Danny does drugs and darts Colt with the third eye
- Miss Chen has Cash’s head off and I guess is reprogramming her
- Detonation games
- Gee, I think Danny wanted Colt to get away
- I wonder what the message is with the evolution busts
- Cash and Colt meet back up
- Like, don’t reveal the dinosaur skeletons
- Lessons in humanity
- Makeouts
- Of course Danny found them
- And Chen
- And Danny gets kind of shot
- Penis envy?
- Shocking
- Mercy’s agent is a dog
- The soul is in the software, which sounds a lot like Ghost in the Shell
- How does a dog get up and down the sewer ladder?
- Nevermind
- They arrive at the shipyard
- Clocks
- “The difference between champ and chump is u”
- Sexy times and that is not a body double
- Get everyone loaded into these hotel shuttles!
- Why does Bobby Lin have fangs?
- Colt gets ready for the fight
- Danny is messed up and I guess he’s fighting Colt?
- The goons show up
- I am shocked that Danny would cheat
- I think there should have been more blood?
- Slow motion death
- Cue the pyrotechnics!
- “You want to dine with the devil, you’ll need a long spoon!” (1:30:39)
- No one can hit Mercy
- Mercy is captured
- Someone explain how Mercy had the Glass Shadow in him?
- Nice model that just has flames in the chute
- I guess the submarine took them all the way to the desert
- I’m so happy to be planting this palm tree with you!
- Love blah blah blah…
