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Never Open the Door
- Thank goodness they’ve got all the credits right up front
- The desolate hills in black and white
- OMG, run!
- I’ll just follow this path here…
- “I’m just glad we get to enjoy it together.” You didn’t…
- This guy!
- Wicked cranberry sauce
- It’s a little awkward? You think?
- Well, now we know they’ve been married almost five years now.
- So, she’s a vet?
- Also, cat balls. Maybe man balls if you don’t shut up.
- I’m a professional, this is what I do.
- This movie better start happening in the next 16 seconds or I am bailing!
- I’m pretty sure that bird came from the Shoppers.
- Of course she’s pregnant.
- Spit take.
- The fact that she was drinking milk with her chicken didn’t give it away at all.
- I hate everyone at this table and I hope they all die in glorious black and white fake blood
- That guy who was supposed to knock on the door is five minutes late for his cue and we’re all suffering because of it.
- Spit take #2
- He got his chocolate milk in my mouth
- Uh… call 911?
- Why does she keep tasting the chocolate milk?
- Someone kick him
- No one understands phones
- We should skype someone
- Shower dreams
- Hey man, let it snow.
- Don’t answer the door, you’re pregnant!
- Isn’t the door unlocked?
- The man outside is really rude!
- It’s probably just a joke.
- The lights are out, no one can see, they told us so
- She was literally right here. It’s true.
- Why aren’t we answering the phone?
- So they picked up a fake Tess?
- I thought he was still breathing
- Just test swing this here poker… ah… there we are
- We shouldn’t investigate without the big strong men
- Conspicuous arm scar
- The town council has come out to welcome us
- Sorry, hair ball
- I answered your stupid questions AND I knew your nickname
- His knife just changed hands
- Your belly is squishy
- Yes. Yes, it was the mafia.
- Luke believes all of the anonymous texts he receives
- Sure honey, I’ll tell you if you’re acting crazy
- Well, as long as the teddy bears can watch
- Where was he hiding the knife?
- Why does your shirt have epaulets?
- There is an enormous diamond on that engagement ring
- You still smell good!
- Why is she bleeding?
- I’m going to kill you now Maria… you and your stupid milk with dinner!
- This director really wanted to make Psycho
- This movie should have been named “Two Tesses and a Monster”
- Never say “we’re going to make it out of here alive”
- Let’s just hug it out
- So he… oh god.
- Tears of joy
- Shocking post credits scene!