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Fire & Ice
- Wow, check out this fantasy score!
- Lots of credits here…
- I think Ralph has half the production credits
- Who names their kid Nekron?
- And who makes a child just to take over the world in 20 years? That’s some long-term planning there
- This also looks like storyboards from a Conan movie
- The art quality is… uh… not good
- So many loin cloths!
- Why was everyone on the battlements, what were they going to do with spears against this glacier?
- And now that these creatures come that they actually can fight with spears, and they run
- Maybe they’re going to do something to the king’s daughter
- As he savagely rips the earing from her ear…
- What’s with all the Aryan barbarians?
- Oh god, he’s fighting back!
- That was a calculated leap into the jungle abyss
- Woah… so, only wearing underwear when “giving her love” to father
- At least she has a cool panther
- Not the panther!!!
- Slow motion animated assault
- Alright, how are they getting her down?
- Man the dragonhawks!
- At least she was already wearing a bikini?
- And what’s with these ape people? Is there message here?
- He even spits manly!
- Still just wearing a bikini in the jungle
- So do these ape people have language?
- Yelling man
- Giant iguana?
- Wounded savage is still going to attack the princess…
- How do they still have so many men?
- So… they have language?
- And now wolves…
- And he pole vaults over this nonsense (he’s also an olympic aryan gymnist)
- It’s ancient written language
- Mmmm… boar…
- A ruse!
- Wrastlin
- You’ll pay for it then? Do you take VISA?
- What’s happening here, and why does this “chase” look like a game of Pitfall?
- No one picks berries like that
- I bet this is where iocane powder comes from and she’s just poisoning him…
- See, ROUS!
- “I’ve always lived close to a fire.”
- So they are totally into each other
- “It’s getting colder” also, you’re wearing practically nothing
- Which is to say, monkeys don’t behave themselves?
- Of course there’s a leviathan in the pool
- Larn’s butt
- Oh, is this the guy on the horse?
- I am Batman.
- How are the maggots Johnny?
- Why is he bathing his face in mustard?
- Where is she going to hide this knife?
- So she’s cutting the chain with a knife?
- Yes… they’ll never notice the drag marks in the acrylic background
- How could there be 50 of them?
- I am Batman.
- It sounds like Darkwolf recorded all his lines in a bathroom
- Otwa the friendly giant
- Hey look, another scantily clad woman
- First red flag are all the weapons and bats hanging from the walls
- Second red flag is the roofied drink
- Just a witch hanging out in the jungle waiting for people to wander by?
- I guess she’s upset about this girl being wanted by Nekron?
- There’s 50 of them and you’re throwing rocks
- Hahah! Just tosses Larn off the cliff
- Slow motion assault
- Why is this guy tasting the blood?
- Well, that wasn’t very smart
- I’m afraid your request of peace is going to be slapped down
- I will not call you friend.
- This is really funny.
- I spit on you… figuratively
- How dare you present me with sluts!
- Even in a kingdom of ice everyone is wearing loin cloths
- “My arm is getting numb from holding it up like this.”
- So Nekron makes the emissaries kill themselves/each other and tosses the bodies right next to the princess
- Larn and Nekron fight in their underwear
- Nekron cheats
- I give Larn points for continuing to try
- Larn escapes and runs, leaving Teegra behind
- Nekron still thinks this is all a big joke
- I am Batman.
- Did they really build a city on an active volcano?
- Dragonhawks, fly!
- Dragonhawks look like pterodactyls
- Naturally, the only two dragonhawks left are the inexperienced Larn and Darkwolf
- James T Kirk signature punch
- I am Batman.
- Teeva saves Larn
- Nekron is still laughing
- Darkwolf is all FUCK your magic!
- Release the lava!
- Wait, how is that dragonhawk not dead?
- Did Darkwolf not make it out?
- Of course he made it out
- Let’s make friends with the subhumans
- How is there water still surrounding the volcano kingdom?
