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Independents’ Day
- It’s 2003 in Colorado
- Flat tire! Worst day ever!
- Area 51, I guess?
- The invasion approaches
- I’m going to hate myself forever for saying this, but is that Timmy?
- 1 kilometer in length? This is definitely a budget movie
- Other than the hexagons, what makes them think it’s a beehive?
- The slightest provocation means kill them all!
- The lady pilot is going to hang back so the man can die first, I expect she’ll be the female lead
- Unnecessary maneuvers like that will get you killed
- Nope, lady pilot is dead too
- Uhm, it’s a kilometer wide and 17 ft in the air, you don’t need a satellite to see it
- Pew pew lasers!
- We’re failures!
- I’m so glad they’re going to reproduce the iconic scene from Independence Day
- Just, smaller…
- Wow, she’s got that oath memorized!
- Let’s invite them to tea!
- Am I supposed to rally behind these T-party folks?
- NRA to the rescue!
- Randal, STFU!
- Timmy, STFU!
- They’re calling themselves Orions because they’re from Orion.
- Tea!
- So, they’re going to attack the ships with shotguns?
- They should have gotten Siri to make this speech
- See, I was right, fuck you all!
- Timmy is really happy
- Wait, are they having this conversation with the aliens through the nuclear football?
- We have other people who can be experiments
- Boarding the ship, greeted by ED209, kind of
- Somehow, I was expecting more
- The aliens REALLY want the child
- Step into the regeneration chamber
- We are highly advanced robots, but we need you to close the door for us
- And he steps out as Brundle-fly
- Don’t worry, this kid is fine
- They aren’t who they say they are, and we can decipher their language
- The militia are here!
- Save the civilians!
- How did that guy get out? What just happened?
- Militia called First Earth
- Why is the whole mainframe shutting down?
- EXTERMINATION
- Life support is failing?
- Why is there a picture of a swiveling human?
- I guess now we have to watch them go down to the basement
- I really enjoy watching these guys perform life saving plumbing
- Timmy to the rescue!
- With the power of legs!
- Do you love me now daddy?
- Why does the Senator have Kelly’s phone number?
- There’s a high level of obnoxious gravel in Kelly’s voice
- Let’s see if the security scan can pick up this clay
- Initiate ceramics class
- This smell is very important
- If there were timers on the charges, why was there also a detonator?
- Your first problem was using wooden barriers
- I hate being president.
- So the militia is taking orders from the senator?
- When told to stand-down, he fires on them
- Yay, Dark Echo is here!
- Oh yeah, they really slapped the senator down
- We have a space wing?
- We’re up against a frozen hand?
- Plasma tendril?
- This pheromone is delicious, chilled over ice
- The mountain boys are going to save us!
- This military guy is really over dramatic
- How could this be same as the Cheyenne ship? That was a fighter and this is a transport
- So it’s not the same
- So it’s like, Bluetooth
- In one scene, Kelly is carrying a shotgun, then an M4, then a shotgun
- This is the worst Bluetooth speaker ever
- This advanced space ship has wires hanging out of its control system
- Are they just going to space everyone?
- Yup
- Why bother with the deception?
- Why are they returning to the beehive first?
- Wow, just like that, we can create a pathogen to kill them all
- Do you think there’s a chance in hell of any of that being true?
- Patriotic speech!
- Are this guy’s beard braids getting longer?
- “It’s time to blow up some more alien shit.” (1:07:10)
- Guy making the pathogen has a bronze eagle on his desk
- Please explain your pathogen
- GS-57B
- Yeah, totally, let’s release the pathogen
- Oh, we infect the ship with a virus! I hope they have a Mac.
- Guys, I see no Macs, I don’t think this is going to work
- I told you
- What is the purpose of this meeting? Tea and biscuits.
- It is the perfect plan. Except, you need an Apple product. Maybe an iPad?
- Fake crying now.
- You have to make direct contact with the queen
- Requisite mist, check
- By “bombs” you mean vials?
- Finally, the queen
- What do you think of my ship?
- Really?
- Use human blood for energy stores? Really?
- I don’t find this argument compelling
- We’re just going to spare your family
- That’s a terrible deal
- Let’s shake on it
- On Earth this is the universal gesture of friendship and agreement… that’s not how “universal” works
- Is it really necessary to kill everyone off?
- They’re called dragonflies?
- We’re not dead?
- And the NRA takes credit for everything