Episode 41: Sam’s Notes

Cyborg X

  • Alright, satellite…
  • We’re scanning for targets…
  • There was a slight glitch…
  • Can you dodge the question again please
  • Jack Kilmore! Ha!
  • Why aren’t we already dead?
  • The drones have escaped!
  • Non-descript scenes of places so you can’t tell which cities they are
  • Great, now that we’ve survived the intro…
  • Why bother with long.lat coords? Does anyone care?
  • Thank goodness these binoculars can highlight text for me
  • That guy was clearly still moving, and why hang the ax trap?
  • The drone has found its targets, I guess
  • Kilmore mark’s his hard drives to make them easier to identify
  • Hey Adam
  • Shaw wants all the control
  • Pullup boobs
  • Meet the crew
  • Mission briefing
  • Magnified 750%!!
  • I mean, I didn’t literally crack it up, that would destroy it…
  • Why have the drive on him, just so people can identify him?
  • I need soldiers that listen!
  • HAHAHA
  • Captain Machine Gun… using a shotgun
  • You’ve seen people eating their own shit? What sorts of movies are you watching?
  • We have no food, but plenty of these here cigars
  • Suiting up… and sit-ups, just don’t put on too many clothes
  • Is that an order?
  • Captain MG is wearing a lot of grenades
  • Face washing exposition
  • I don’t care who’s it!
  • Circular blade in the wall
  • You’re going to run a sweep with a heavy machine gun?
  • The glowing blue balls are so enticing…
  • There’s Kilmore
  • Why are they not telling him who they are?
  • MG is smoking a pipe?
  • I think he’s about to die in here
  • “He’s dead.” Nobody cares
  • More blade death
  • Thankfully, tech nerd Kilmore knows his way around small arms
  • Critical injury “you’re gunna make it!”
  • Captain MG cocks his shotgun
  • Does Kilmore know where to go?
  • Just squish that back together… there we go…
  • Who mans a guard tower with a shotgun?
  • Interrogating Kilmore
  • Everyone here smokes something
  • I blame the President
  • So… something went wrong?
  • The source file opened itself
  • Yes, we know you have grenades, MG
  • I guess you could consider that metal tube a rocket launcher
  • I love the smell of C4 in the morning…
  • So MG is just going to kill everything… seems about right
  • MG is a psycho
  • There are a lot of coordinates in this movie
  • Captain MG finally has an MG
  • Shaw catches a grenade, but who dropped it?
  • And Captain MG finally goes down
  • Did Wiz not make it out?
  • There he is…. He should die soon
  • Now in the underground facility that has been sprayed in blood everywhere
  • At least half of Adam survived the night
  • Be careful, you don’t want to get that infected
  • Cigar is still good
  • Shaw is finally dead, but the kids exposed their location
  • Yup, Wiz is dead
  • A cyborg with buzz saws for hands, we call him Buzzsaw.
  • His sister is the firewall
  • Thankfully, the only button on this console is giant and red and says STOP
  • The President is smoking a cigar
  • The solution to preventing the machines to take over is to make the machines to take over
  • Just slicing off arms with a knife
  • Hit the friggin switch already
  • Never give up, never surrender!