Skipping rocks, birding, kayaking, fishing, gathering firewood, camping… I hate the fuck out of this guy
Just reading a book called Cajun P.I.
So far, this movie lacks attics… or even houses within which an attic would potentially exist
Alright Cajun PI, what does a cigarette butt on the ground tell you?
Kayak cam
I don’t trust any house with rebar hooks out front
Cigarette butts! Obvious connection!
Well that was a fun little adventure
This dude’s chill has been crushed
The Smoker strikes again! Dun dun duuuuuuun
Alright, I’m just going to ask it, how did a bloody shirt swim over to this dude’s hook and latch on?
The Smoker strikes again! It’s still warm…
Shakey cam
None of these houses have attics!
I hope Bryan appreciates the throat slitting
So she screams for help and runs off and then experiences a tragic chainsaw accident
So wait…
Oh, sick reversal!
Sure, fine, but where are the attics?
Found it
Science!
Barney, you’re fired!
Wow, Col. Sanders is an asshole!
The only person eating lunch by himself
Scene complete!
Barney is insulted because these people are jaywalking
Really hoping this is his wife
Well that took a turn
Caretaker leaves Ellie alone
Alright, Ellie isn’t catatonic anymore
I wonder if that “medicine” was to keep her suppressed?
Key and tie… what does it mean?
Fuck this key
Wait, she ran away from the house, and then back to the house
And now she’s going to take her “medicine” because…
So we’ve got the killer and Ellie sitting on a couch together
Clearly they know each other
So that was Andy’s tie out front… wtf?
I hate neighbors!
Killing people always makes me want to shower and head out to the country
36 minutes in, still waiting for an attic
So now from Ellie’s perspective
Ellie always feels like a shower after being beaten
This party needs more booze
I don’t know what’s happening with this guy with the long white hair, but I really want to know what’s going on with this guy dancing behind him… and they walk out without buying anything
They actually made TV shows, like Knotts P.I.
Two Hearts Beat As One
Yup, this is happening too
I think I need to hit Club Fun, stat!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants
I’m guessing this elementary school isn’t zoned for hedonistic clubbing
Bring out the gimp!
I think I saw this happening at Dragon*Con once
This stranger that just walked in is definitely going to get into some bondage
48 minutes in, no attic
Maybe it’s a figurative attic?
I like that all the people coming to whatever this is have brought things like lube and vibrators
Just gunna clean my face off now, brb
Is “the pleasure room” also the Algebra 1 classroom?
Backgammon and pegging in the library
Finally we can get to Barney’s story!
So is Barney not so secretly stalking?
That shirt is crazy large on Barney, felt like it needed to be pointed out
Do you always pull guns on peeping toms?
Honey! I found this guy, can we keep him? I promise I’ll feed him and walk him.
Oh god, not another peeper…
Neighbors murdered…
So Barney gets by Andy and goes back to check on Ellie
Walk it off
Barney is a clumsy oaf
Still peeping
Still stalking
I kinda like Bradley
Peeping as she masturbates
So maybe she stays with Barney in this catatonic state because he appreciates her and desires her, unlike Andy, who just murders people
I think Club Fun is just a really raunchy PTA meeting
Bradley totally wants him
Man, she always threatens murder…
Oh yeah, he’s a stallion
Always with the murder threats!
The dangers of ether
I’ve been working on kidnapping?
108 minutes in, no attic
Where is this camera outside the house located, exactly?
Is this guy in the red and black like, a demon who … I don’t know…
Just got to the first mention of an attic at 1:11
Of course they go to the attic first
This guy is disastrously colorful
Creepy doll!!!!
Holy shit, that creepy doll was there just a second ago, then gone! That’s it! (1:12:48)
Who attempts suicide by slitting their own throat in the middle of the street?
Yeah, you should probably go up to investigate
Is that the attic?
I am not convinced
I point at you!
Pranked!
Damn raccoons
Helen, I fired you this morning…
HAHAHA
I don’t know, have you been in the attic?
Answered that question
And what it needs is protein
Barney is still stalking
It sounds like you have anger issues
Line about finding out who you really are (1:19)
I think the entire cast is in that cafeteria scene
