Episode 56: Sam’s Notes

Off Season

  • Annoying people and tomatoes
  • Opens like a TV show
  • Beach house!
  • So she’s just going here for some… privacy I guess?
  • Looking around the house
  • I can see the beach from here!
  • Packin Benjamins
  • Stashin Benjamins
  • Packin heat
  • Green tints make everything look like Paranormal Activity
  • Door slam
  • Old guy walking the beach
  • Grocery delivery service
  • This guy really needs a credit card
  • Ah, so sweet, doesn’t want to leave a lady stranded
  • So that’s her husband…serving two consecutive life terms
  • Goes for a jog, comes home to find the cabinet open
  • Now the drawer is open
  • Now the shells are out
  • This is not subtle
  • The candle is lit, cue creepy music!
  • Say what?
  • Who there?
  • Run from the surfers!
  • Mean caller
  • Awww… he sent weed… how adorable!
  • Hey, that old man just fell over!
  • Hi Grant
  • Yes, I am totally staying there
  • Warning about riptides
  • Peace out
  • Money picture “falls” off wall
  • Gravity, bitch!
  • Don’t judge Deshawn
  • Someone is going to get blazed!
  • Deshawn got moves
  • Smoking in the tub
  • Power is out, green light is on
  • Yeah, fuck that, smoke more
  • Hey bro
  • Please let something crawl out of the tub!
  • Please let something other than money crawl out of the tub
  • Ah, Deshawn is one of the surfers, that makes more sense
  • Her great list of things to do
  • Over-dramatic phone call
  • This window in the background looks like plastic
  • Brother hit by car?
  • Deshawn brings a storm lantern
  • Sylvie kisses Deshawn and lights up
  • Family photo breaks
  • Stepped in that one, Deshawn
  • Wait, he already touched it
  • She is coming on awful strong
  • Who leaves their phone in another room when they go to bed?
  • Is she getting all dressed up to read a book and smoke up?
  • This must be her husband, somehow
  • She just grabs the lantern and runs out of the house
  • It knows! It’s coming!
  • Yo Grant
  • Landlines suck
  • Deshawn, stop being so annoying!
  • Do all surfers want to open a surf shop?
  • And guess who just happens to have a bunch of cash
  • So much pot!
  • Do not run around outside the house of someone with a gun
  • It would mean a lot to me to show you off – did he just say that?
  • Who doesn’t entirely shred something?
  • So her husband killed himself in prison
  • Spooked
  • Thanks for the help, bro
  • Beer can castle
  • Sleeping on the beach without the suitcase
  • Nothing, just sleeping on the beach again
  • I feel like she left something out of this story
  • And who is this evil woman?
  • I this thing she needs to get rid of just guilt?
  • She’s just going to seduce all the men?
  • I just saw the cameraman in the glass
  • She does take a lot of baths
  • I’m getting serious deja vu off this
  • Ah, there’s the case
  • Yeah, not going to get my credit card anymore!
  • The shell demon!
  • And she willingly goes back to her place?
  • Deshawn cooks her dinner, they watch TV news
  • Sylvie is trapped in the bedroom
  • The account is causing this?
  • Deshawn has a really open mind, but now he doesn’t believe in it, so confused
  • This thing between you and me can’t happen because my girlfriend/wife is pregnant
  • I don’t know what’s happening right now
  • Noooooooooo
  • The money is cursed.
  • Freedom is worth its weight in gold – words to treasure
  • Worst bathroom ever
  • So shell demon opens the window for her, I guess so she could jump?
  • But she doesn’t
  • She’s all, fuck you shell demon!
  • She goes back to the beach house and it’s really windy inside the house
  • Somebody is making it rain
  • Shell demon won’t let you do it!
  • Now she’s walking into the surf with the case
  • Mind the dangerous rip currents
  • How do they know she went into the water if they haven’t found the body?
  • It all goes to kids with cancer!
  • Yeah, she would do this, you have no idea how much weed she smoked
  • She’s okay! Old Grant saved her!