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Off Season
- Annoying people and tomatoes
- Opens like a TV show
- Beach house!
- So she’s just going here for some… privacy I guess?
- Looking around the house
- I can see the beach from here!
- Packin Benjamins
- Stashin Benjamins
- Packin heat
- Green tints make everything look like Paranormal Activity
- Door slam
- Old guy walking the beach
- Grocery delivery service
- This guy really needs a credit card
- Ah, so sweet, doesn’t want to leave a lady stranded
- So that’s her husband…serving two consecutive life terms
- Goes for a jog, comes home to find the cabinet open
- Now the drawer is open
- Now the shells are out
- This is not subtle
- The candle is lit, cue creepy music!
- Say what?
- Who there?
- Run from the surfers!
- Mean caller
- Awww… he sent weed… how adorable!
- Hey, that old man just fell over!
- Hi Grant
- Yes, I am totally staying there
- Warning about riptides
- Peace out
- Money picture “falls” off wall
- Gravity, bitch!
- Don’t judge Deshawn
- Someone is going to get blazed!
- Deshawn got moves
- Smoking in the tub
- Power is out, green light is on
- Yeah, fuck that, smoke more
- Hey bro
- Please let something crawl out of the tub!
- Please let something other than money crawl out of the tub
- Ah, Deshawn is one of the surfers, that makes more sense
- Her great list of things to do
- Over-dramatic phone call
- This window in the background looks like plastic
- Brother hit by car?
- Deshawn brings a storm lantern
- Sylvie kisses Deshawn and lights up
- Family photo breaks
- Stepped in that one, Deshawn
- Wait, he already touched it
- She is coming on awful strong
- Who leaves their phone in another room when they go to bed?
- Is she getting all dressed up to read a book and smoke up?
- This must be her husband, somehow
- She just grabs the lantern and runs out of the house
- It knows! It’s coming!
- Yo Grant
- Landlines suck
- Deshawn, stop being so annoying!
- Do all surfers want to open a surf shop?
- And guess who just happens to have a bunch of cash
- So much pot!
- Do not run around outside the house of someone with a gun
- It would mean a lot to me to show you off – did he just say that?
- Who doesn’t entirely shred something?
- So her husband killed himself in prison
- Spooked
- Thanks for the help, bro
- Beer can castle
- Sleeping on the beach without the suitcase
- Nothing, just sleeping on the beach again
- I feel like she left something out of this story
- And who is this evil woman?
- I this thing she needs to get rid of just guilt?
- She’s just going to seduce all the men?
- I just saw the cameraman in the glass
- She does take a lot of baths
- I’m getting serious deja vu off this
- Ah, there’s the case
- Yeah, not going to get my credit card anymore!
- The shell demon!
- And she willingly goes back to her place?
- Deshawn cooks her dinner, they watch TV news
- Sylvie is trapped in the bedroom
- The account is causing this?
- Deshawn has a really open mind, but now he doesn’t believe in it, so confused
- This thing between you and me can’t happen because my girlfriend/wife is pregnant
- I don’t know what’s happening right now
- Noooooooooo
- The money is cursed.
- Freedom is worth its weight in gold – words to treasure
- Worst bathroom ever
- So shell demon opens the window for her, I guess so she could jump?
- But she doesn’t
- She’s all, fuck you shell demon!
- She goes back to the beach house and it’s really windy inside the house
- Somebody is making it rain
- Shell demon won’t let you do it!
- Now she’s walking into the surf with the case
- Mind the dangerous rip currents
- How do they know she went into the water if they haven’t found the body?
- It all goes to kids with cancer!
- Yeah, she would do this, you have no idea how much weed she smoked
- She’s okay! Old Grant saved her!
