Why does this opening remind me of Napoleon Dynamite?
Comparing their thrash metal, quick vs fast
Does not like the Goo Goo Dolls
Haha… TeslAH
Are these old guys in high school?
Derek has the hair, the guyliner, the headphones, the headband…
There seem to be a lot of metal/goths at this school
Enter Denette, who also looks to be in her early 30s
I can’t tell if these people have simply failed so many times that they are in high school in their 30s, or if that’s all part of the joke, that we have older actors playing high school kids
Now Kurt’s guitar is plugged in?
So, a musical number in the high school cafeteria… this is much better than High School Musical
This feels like a genuine low budget metal video
Metal cheerleader
Necrophiliac
Meeting the metal Nigerians
They sound really Jamaican
That band name is going to be hard to sell
Rehearsal with the band
Subtitles for his metal speak
Band changes its name because trouble
Whew! Now they’re Black Christ, much better
He got summoned to the counselor’s office
Alright, this is serious, we need the room
The “school department” has an analyst?
“This AK-47 is my cock”
Odd vocal echo
That seems like a talk no school counselor would ever have with a student
Black Christ’s first show, I’m so excited!
Good use of camera angles to make four people look like a room full of people
Alright, this other band might be better
Lady metal bands are the best
Sage is really upset about the Nigerians moving back to England
Inverse subtitles
Beast Ice is the best beer
It’s okay if you’re being beat up by a chick
I guess we’re watching a porno now
Is that Denette?
Grabbing each other’s knees during the porn
Dreamtheater and Queensryche!
Make it bleed!
Why is Sage at this nerd’s house? Or are they roommates?
I’m pretty sure Sage only wears this one Iron Maiden shirt
You haven’t sold your soul to Satan yet?
He has all the tools necessary for the satanic ritual on hand
I guess he has to find a goat now?
Oh, hi Denette, and she wants to talk about Christian metal bands
English lesson about “destroyers”
Sad metal music video
A guy with a grinder is doing pyrotechnics
Hello again Denette
Tell me about your girlfriend
The key is, everything gets popped
Haha… Corn Biscuit
Wait, did Sage just get shot by a guy who just had sex?
So Sage is in hell now or what?
Just a nightmare, thank god!
I am completely onboard with pancakes and coffee
Renounce Satan, play for Jesus’ team
Well, that turned quickly
“You’ll do this for me now that I’ve saved you and all, right? It’s the Christian thing to do.”
Christianpalooza
Why does the analyst work here? Ok, that was answered
These people are really excited for the apocalypse
Wait, is she Darth Vader?
You’ll have to know people in the biblical sense
Jesus is your lawyer
Who is this guy walking through the park?
This presentation is happening in a conference room
The Gay Zone
No penises in assholes on the whiteboard behind Sage, only P in V
Oh, I get it, Darth Vader is in porn
Sage is led into hell? I’m confused
Wait, is that really how it ended?
Oh, Vicki Rader, I get it…
Original music by Western Virus
What is happening in this credits sequence? Another music video?
