A sign for the cinema you can read from miles away
War is coming
Btw, war is coming
And turkeys
War is still coming
What’s all this fuss? Uh… war
So right off, this pesky war is going to mess up medical research and this kid is taking it very personally
Oh yeah, I heard something about that war thing
Have no fear!
Business is up and you have a jolly wife!
Fuck war, we have carols to sing!
Nice toys now-a-days!
Oh, I don’t need toys to teach me how to use my hands…
Have you heard about this war thing?
War is stimulating
Stop exaggerating the horrors of war!
“If we don’t end war, war will end us”
But what can we do?
Oh look search lights and the sounds of guns…
But all this jolly christmas music is confusing me
Precautionary mobilization?
Battleship Dinosaur? Really?
We aren’t actually going to name any of the countries involved here
It’s all your fault Passwsorthy!
Has no one ever heard of a crosswalk?
Soldiers move in to do soldier stuff
These air raids are very not serious
Go home!
“Why should we surrender life to the brutes and fools.”
Well, off to war!
This drummer boy sequence…
We have exactly 30 gas masks for everyone in this city
WAR
Setting up the guns and chaos
These guns don’t have shells
Did someone miss the planes and hit the cinema?
War sucks
The child is dead
Time lapse to the destroyed city
Soldiers, tanks, ships
More advanced tanks and battlefields
Sweet models
Planes over the White Cliffs of Dover
Are we still looking at Everytown?
These don’t seem like the same planes we just saw, but whatever
Goose, I lost’em!
So, the pilot that shot this plane down, actually lands to save the guy he just shot down? I guess so we can have a talk about how war sucks. Also, they’re both English.
The pilot that was shot down insists on giving the mask to the little girl
Yup, this guy is done, I guess
Guy talks to himself about how he killed this girl’s family and how he’s a great comedian
Time passes, war is still raging
1966, looks like the war is drawing to an end
Now, back to Everytown
Now, the Wandering SIckness rages unchecked across the planet
Zombies?
Does kind of seem like zombies
Dude, we are totally fucked
Hey, at least the sick people still wear pants
We should kill them. Kill them all!
This is basically the dark ages
You can shoot her
“Nothing will make anyone comfortable anymore”
Good god, she’s wandering!
And his sister is killed
1970, the pestilence has ceased
No petrol, everything is over, civilization is dead.
Baby butt
Pre-pestilence machine
A whole hundred miles!
I thought I heard an airplane this morning
Rubbish, we shall never get in the air again… ever…never ever…ever
Parade
We need planes!
Make everybody do everything
Look, a plane!
Yes, why would he come to this dump?
That’s actually a pretty cool looking plane
Uh….
Dark Helmet?
The Chief… we call him the Boss
Er, Take me to your leader?
Why would these people know who lived in these parts 30 years ago?
We should talk in my laboratory
The Brotherhood of Efficiency
He comes from Wings Over the World
The government of common sense
The woman is being sensible where the man is a dollard
Yes, you knew he was coming…
War at the shale pits
That’s a pretty sad flag
I like how The Chief’s fur coat is a full length cloak now
Bullying is bad
Oh come on, this woman was not alive when schools were still running
Women have wild imaginations
Gender politics
The Chief is drunk
Planning the escape
The Gas of Peace!
Oh, they identified French
“Why was science ever allowed?”
Paratroopers loading on the plane with their bouncy balls
Teach us of masks
Those are big planes
Kind of reminds me of the Raiders of the Lost Ark flying wing
Oh, just succumb to the gas already
The paratroopers go in
The Chief is dead for reasons
Everyone wakes up and triumphant music!
Round up the brigands
Watching these high tech excavators working
Things are happening!
Hover platforms!
It’s like a giant factory for soft drinks
Everytown, 2036
That’s pretty cool, actually
Ok, but that sculpture is pretty terrible
Life is too good, we must rebel!
Is this sculptor the one who will lead everyone?
Holy shit, transparent displays!
Also, this guy is dressed like a wizard
Please explain “space gun”
The great John Cabal
Clear plastic desks are cool, but how do you masturbate underneath them?
Shoulders!
Siri, call Morris
You should send someone to the Moon that you don’t know
I firmly believe that these skirts are too short
A giant transparent screen for everyone to watch
Don’t suppress free speech
Science sucks!
Is he really demanding anarchy?
I beg you to shoot this from a more level angle
All the people hate science!
“There’s nothing wrong with suffering if you suffer for a purpose”
This dude is wearing way too much make-up
We should leave now before they destroy the gun!
Helicopter
This space gun looks familiar…
You couldn’t load the gun from the bottom?
Getting into the space vehicle
All the monitors turning on
The rabble arrives as the vehicle is loaded into the gun
So these people are just afraid of change?
Beware the concussion!
I like that the space gun has a sight on it
These people are all going to be vaporized
I like how all these advanced people grab wooden clubs
