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The Invitation
- Driving
- I’m not sure Will is ok
- What did I just miss?
- Coyote
- Kill it dead!
- I am capable of horrible things!
- So, ready for dinner?
- Magical doors…
- Just a kid working on a puzzle with helper dinosaurs
- Everyone here is so fucking hot and offensive
- Slightly weird introductions
- So much to talk about and celebrate
- More hugs
- Yeah, I don’t know what wine is either
- Hello mostly naked lady
- Hey Sadie, you were naked
- Sadie seems weird
- Something is going on here
- We hit a coyote! It was awesome!
- Drinking water brings back memories
- How helpful of you to point out the bars on the windows
- She’s never been better Will
- And she’s free
- Just talking about cults, what are you talking about?
- She’s not crazy, she just abruptly slaps people because she’s crazy
- I’m just staying in this loveless marriage for the angry sex
- No one cares what you think
- It’s poison, you’re going to die
- You don’t have to be sorry, I didn’t invite you
- It’s very weird to be here
- Who’s the guy who isn’t Choi?
- I hate Pruitt for reasons
- I am convinced Choi is dead.
- No phone service here
- Front door is locked, because there was a home invasion? I don’t think that’s how locks work
- Oh, I guess the kid was their dead kid
- She put something in the drawer, and I missed it, was I supposed to miss it?
- That’s right, send the man out to get the firewood
- It was unmarked pills!
- Kid walks in on parents in the tub
- I love you, from my naked bathtub
- They’re in a cult! So exciting
- Pruitt needs to blink
- I think we all want to know if there are orgies
- So this cult mostly does yoga
- I don’t think this guy is actually saying anything
- Snuff films are fun?
- Well, I’m convinced
- So, why are you trying to show us there’s nothing to be afraid of with death?
- Suspicious stuff at the front door, but moving on now
- Barbiturates in the bedroom
- More wine
- Always goes back to Mexico
- Yes, we all know Gina did stuff in college
- Aww, Sadie loves everyone
- And then the makeouts
- Because we all know Gina did stuff in college
- We definitely have coke on hand
- I do not want Pruitt telling me about his wife
- So, you kind of accidentally murdered your wife?
- Oh, he’s cured now
- She does NOT want to kiss Ben
- Yup, still feels awkward
- The gay guy wants a blow job
- Claire is uncomfortable and they don’t want her to leave
- I think she should have gotten Will to walk her out
- Ben pulls Will away from making sure Claire gets out
- Ben, how do you know if Will is “off?”
- What do you have in your jacket, Pruitt?
- Let’s take this party upstairs, if you know what I mean
- Because that’s where the food is
- Claire liked cat videos
- Flashback to the BBQs in the backyard
- Spying on Sadie making faces
- Reminded again there’s no service
- Also, fucking
- Will really doesn’t want Sadie
- Choi got to the house early…uh oh
- No more blowjobs!
- Suddenly, birthday cakes are creepy
- Will calls everyone out
- And Choi is here now, it’s weird, right?
- Therefore, Will is crazy
- Glare
- Yeah, let’s gtfo please
- Water on the face cures everything
- Will blames himself for his son
- Of course it’s red velvet cake
- He’s been dead for two years and he still hasn’t cleaned his room
- Who puts art like that in a kid’s bedroom?
- Just casually putting a lamp out the back, a red lamp, which seems like a signal
- Ah, it’s an office now, not the kid’s bedroom
- Snooping in the laptop
- Hello Pruitt…
- So much drinking
- Something has to be drugged, it just has to be
- Look at these cattle
- Will slaps all the glasses down and Sadie goes nuts
- Call 911 on what phone?
- Hey look, the drink was poisoned
- Alright, this turned
- That’s a big fat I TOLD YOU SO
- Told ya so
- I’m guessing no one else on this street has phones either, because gunshots
- Eden is losing it
- The only way to stop hurting is mass murder? I’m confused
- Nice home theater, though
- I hate Pruitt
- I like the Kira just beat the crap out of Pruitt. I like that so much.
- But he’s probably not down.
- I don’t think she knows how to shoot herself
- Oh, she shot herself there to make it look like Will/Kira did it?
- Eden, this is super fucked up
- I can’t take you outside, we’re fucking locked in!
- Hey Tommy, told ya so
- But Pruitt is still going
- The red lamp of doom!
- It’s happening all over?
- That’s why no one called the police
