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All Through the House
- Lawn Santa
- Lots of Santa images here
- Escaped mental patient?
- Hedge trimmers
- Santa always knocks first
- This is always what happens when you give kids autonomy
- Requisite horror movie shower scene
- Dad scares his wife because that’s how we roll
- You really really need to get ready right now
- I can just imagine running into the bathroom to use the toilet and throwing the candles off the toilet and burning the house down
- He popped her boob
- And I don’t know what came out of her eye, but it wasn’t blood at first
- He’s going to lose his penis
- Called it
- Santa on the dash
- Oh my, this opening song
- This woman seems really happy to see that woman who doesn’t seem as happy
- Santa wreath
- That box of socks has seen some abuse
- Mom is way dead
- This old lady kind of looks like Santa with less facial hair
- “Who does shit like that?”
- Grandma is saucy and likes the sauce
- Mrs. Garrett struggles to get the zombie Santa into place
- Mrs. Garrett’s Santa broach
- There are way too many cushions on this lawn couch
- Yeah, you totally look like your mother
- Mrs. Garrett knows people hate her
- The dog is free!
- And now dead
- Lady with rollers wears Santa broach
- Where did Santa get a machete?
- But prefers the hedge trimmers
- This house has an obscene number of Santas
- Mrs. Garrett might not be well
- Wait, was she gang raped? By a mall Santa?
- Thank god it was only a dream, but your house is still the creepiest place ever
- I can see why no one wants to help with decorations
- Does this mannequin represent her daughter?
- I guess the Daughter necklace means yes
- Rachel is out with friends
- Yes, she is scary
- It’s tough to light outdoor shots at night
- She didn’t want to take your phone calls for reasons
- A sexy couple being sexy… so, all going to die
- “Having sex while your parents were home was adventurous”
- Adventure is sex cuffs? This way he can’t get away
- I imagine him saying the safe word a lot while being slaughtered
- These hedge trimmers should come in handy
- Cucumber and peanut butter?
- It buuuuuurns
- Santa bear riding a bike?
- These film makers do not like penises, but the kitties do
- Eating sausage
- I left you because you’re a ginger
- Everyone is here to help Mrs. Garrett in the horror house
- This egg nog is mostly rat poison
- Why does she need to show the attic? Foreshadowing?
- So Mrs. Garrett was way overprotective
- Mom is wearing Santa earrings
- Super positive
- So Jamie went missing
- Mrs. Garrett has an awful lot of holiday cards for someone who doesn’t seem to have any friends
- Come look at how the windows are all screwed shut
- Jamie was taken by Krampus?
- Well, she’s not a virgin, so she’s going to die
- Another sexy couple gets ready to die
- Shakey bed
- Does she not understand how to get off a bed?
- Santa shower curtain
- And she has a girlfriend, twist!
- Don’t forget the vibe
- Killed through the door, right?
- Called it
- I can’t wait till this guy kills someone with a vibe
- Note, it’s currently 11:50
- Everyone knows how bad an idea it is to try this dress on
- Must find the other decorations in the attic, because there aren’t enough
- This looks like Jamie’s shit
- Mrs. Garrett was a nurse
- Grandma is enjoying the SoCo
- No one wants to talk about Rachel’s mom
- Please tell me Jamie hasn’t been taxidermied
- Nope, just sexually abused Santa in the bed
- Let’s check out the creepy locked closet
- They have put up zero decorations
- Grandma investigates
- Fucking black cats
- Grandma is tossed
- Who has an office phone at home?
- He killed the cat? Of course he did.
- Have you never heard of selfies?
- Ah, the mysterious letters
- Lots of scared cats in this neighborhood
- The first person to actually run away and try to fight back
- And she didn’t make it
- Defingered and disemboweled, I guess (that was Sarah)
- She doesn’t have time to talk with Cody
- And there it is…
- The only window in the house that isn’t screwed down is the one in the bathroom, makes sense
- How did Santa get outside the house?
- See, heels suck
- Gia gets throat chopped
- Yes, why are the lights out?
- You should definitely take that key with you
- Cody has been doing some research
- Cell phones are so unreliable
- Clearly there is still power in the house
- Why did Mrs. Garrett put up Christmas lights in the locked passageway?
- It’s a creepy mannequin workshop down here
- Mrs. Garrett is hanging out in the basement
- The great horror is that Jamie was a boy?
- You mutilited the child?
- Oh… I get it…
- So it’s kind of like Michael Meyers
- Of course the nog was poisoned
- How did grandma get here?
- Now I get the penis chopping and vibrator theft
- Cody to save the day!
- Now that you saved my life, I love you
- Mrs. Garrett is a brawler
- Well, obviously, we need to remove his penis
- She’ll never be able to open this cage
- The heads of all her friends?
- Oh, nope, penises
- No, there is no way to fix Jamie’s problem
- Mrs. Garrett really enjoyed killing Cody
- She really hates dickless men
- I fully expect a fire
- Hey bro, hey sis
- Don’t get it, why did Rachel join the circus?
