Episode 7: Sam’s Notes

Toxin

  • 30 miles outside Dallas
  • Shit is going down underground, and it looks like zombies
  • Dead guy wakes up and starts dancing! I mean, starts attacking the doctors.
  • And, shot in the head
  • Spinning digital globe tells us important things and then spinning skull, this means something…
  • He needs a week to deliver
  • Are they whispering about patient zero?
  • Renner is going into the cellar of some old house with a biohazard mask on… should be cool
  • Dangerous looking cylinder is releasing tiny dots into the house because I guess we hate old people?
  • Good thing he left the dangerous cylinder there so there’s evidence
  • Good looking army guy meets his good looking girlfriend/wife at the airport
  • She has that “we should talk” look
  • Your small-talk is terrible
  • They haven’t talked much
  • He does not look happy to deal with a surprise party… or hugs
  • Why is there a blonde haired punk guy here
  • Dean is real happy to see IZZy
  • Beer pong makes any party better
  • There’s a beer ball poster on the wall
  • We’re tired and we’re going to fuck.
  • Grapples are hot
  • They’re going camping, so that means they’re going to end up by some zombie test site and people will start being dead
  • What happened to grandma?
  • Her house needs work?
  • Look at this still image of a tropical beach, you getting hot yet?
  • Meanwhile, back at the lab…
  • That’s a mine, for all of you who don’t know what mines are, they have foreshadowing tunnels all over the place
  • Renner is spying on Dean and his buddies as they check out grandma’s place
  • I wanna see grandma bite their face off
  • She didn’t bite them, and she doesn’t recognize Dean…
  • So she’s a hoarder? That’s cool.
  • FYI, this is not worse than the hoarders on TV
  • Look at the microscopic dots in the cylinder that we have no problem seeing with the naked eye
  • Grandma has company and Doc Glover wants to harvest
  • I think he just ordered Renner to paint them a picture to keep them from leaving. Right?
  • Grandma talks about her problems
  • So what is Dean going to do here?
  • He’s taking the garbage out while Renner aims his gun and makes “bang” noises
  • Look, CG toxins!
  • One night won’t kill anybody (to sleep in here)… HA!
  • People are sleeping while the dots infiltrate the house
  • Army flashback
  • We need to have a conversation
  • Reminder, dots are infiltrating the house. Still. Or are they bubbles? Maybe the house is carbonated?
  • Grandma is going to tell a story about monks now
  • I don’t think she told that story right
  • First friend is getting sick because the dots selected her first!
  • Seizures!
  • I don’t think she wants to go… and, of course, the truck doesn’t have any gas
  • How does grandma live out here without any way to get food from the store?
  • Infected friend is chained to a chair
  • Does it sound like a virus to you?
  • Blonde punker is attacked… and then he stabs her
  • I’m sure there won’t be any more problems now that she’s dead
  • You murdered someone, so you’re responsible for running away!
  • Travis is back after making a ineffectual call
  • Izzy is taking all the tissues
  • And now she’s got a knife or something because her nose is bleeding
  • We should get Travis to kill her, he’s good at that
  • I bet the virus is airborne
  • Black mold everywhere!
  • Alright, so Izzy just slit her own throat ear to ear and is bleeding red paint everywhere!
  • Anyone else feeling sick? Check your nose. Is it bleeding? Nope, just snot.
  • So, just noticed the Renner spying on them
  • Wait, how could Travis have gotten a cell signal if there’s no signal here?
  • So… you’re responsible for the virus
  • Black mold everywhere!
  • This guy is not tough to break
  • Doc Glover wants to get a hold of Renner
  • Travis has a rash
  • Put Renner in the closet
  • And like everyone who is handed a gun, you prove you know how to use it by chambering a round
  • Did grandma die?
  • It’s sad because she didn’t want to keep anything
  • And now Dean wants to talk about carrying heavy packs
  • Let me explain Satori to you (enlightening moments)
  • Doc Glover orders an extraction
  • Why does it look like they’re hanging out in a classroom
  • Mandy’s nose is bleeding now
  • Mandy knows a lot about viruses
  • Look at all the dots! I can’t, they’re microscopic
  • “If the kids get in our way?” Doc Glover: *silence*
  • So, Travis is engaged to a dead girl
  • And Travis goes down way easy
  • That must be the extraction team
  • Mandy, focus on this still image so you don’t die
  • Guy smirks before “authorizing” the anti-serum
  • So, they just murdered Renner
  • Dean is a machine!
  • Well, that was unnecessary
  • Mandy is muttering
  • I guess Doc Glover really likes when things rotate
  • Burn it all!
  • Randy seems okay after getting shot
  • Doc Glover insinuates Dean is a bad guy
  • So grandma is immune, and so is Dean
  • Look at my jars of lovely dots!
  • Why are they showing us this process?
  • Give it to her!
  • Has… this been tested on humans?
  • And Dean has been taken prisoner and Doc Glover is very pleased with himself
  • And just like that, Doc Glover is fired
  • Army flashback!
  • I guess they didn’t expect him to die?
  • Randy to the rescue!
  • No one pay attention to the doctor wearing shorts
  • Mandy is still alive, so that’s cool
  • Stockpile
  • This facility has no security until after Mandy gets out
  • So Doc Glover is releasing the virus
  • So many dots…
  • Oh don’t give me that cogs in the machine bullshit
  • Yeah… now you can suck on all the dots you want!
  • Why is Randy not dead?
  • Flash ahead to 6 months later…
  • Saying hi to grandma
  • Dean pulls out the buddha statue