Episode 8: Sam’s Notes

Coherence

  • And we’re driving…
  • A lawyer bar?
  • Emergency tie!
  • We should talk out all our issues right here on the phone
  • Oh, I see you have a Note 7
  • Hey Nick Brendon
  • Funny, you don’t look cleansed
  • Would you believe my Note 7 spontaneously broke?
  • Everyone is talking about the comet and how it cracks glass, but only on cell phones
  • THE Laurie
  • Oh yes, the vixen, and apparently all the women at this dinner party are upset about threatening women
  • Uhm.. ketamine?
  • It’s cool, dudes hug
  • Amir is a jackass, fyi
  • Cut… cut… cut… (time passes)
  • An absence of a yes means a no… dun dun dun….
  • I guess that’s Laurie? With the tight dress… and Amir is a jackass, I guess?
  • I think Laurie and this guy know each other… somehow… that we’ll find out about eventually
  • Is everyone else’s phone broken?
  • It’s Miller’s comet, folks
  • There’s a comet
  • Have you heard there’s a comet?
  • This lady knows lots of comet facts, like how comets make people disoriented and drunk
  • Do you guys remember Haley’s comet?
  • The lady who does cleanses lectures everyone on fung shui
  • Let’s ask Laurie about what she does
  • Shut up guys, I act, really… stop laughing!
  • He was on Roswell, really
  • I bet she injured herself
  • Alright, she didn’t get injured, she just got replaced
  • Wow, she fucked up
  • Yup, Katherine Harris has your life
  • Cheers to the comet!
  • Kevin is telling his dreams, in which he gets tenderly mauled by a bear
  • You guys, Bear is the most common dog name
  • More phone glass cracked
  • I must make phone calls… IMMEDIATELY
  • The internet on the computer is down
  • The power just went off, FREAK THE FUCK OUT
  • Didn’t they have candles on the table?
  • Thank goodness for blacklight glowsticks
  • Fun with glowsticks
  • Let’s all go out and look at the one house in the neighborhood that still has power
  • I don’t know, that comet looks like a meteor
  • My wine glass broke
  • Are you sure that house has a generator? I mean, a generator? That makes electricity? Does that make any sense?
  • My brother told me that if something strange happens when the comet passes… What part of that makes sense?
  • And now everyone is freaking out about the idea of walking to a house two blocks away in the suburbs
  • What does it mean that the comet is closer?
  • Alright, Tengusku was a meteor and it wasn’t mysterious
  • Oh my god, knocking on the door jump scare!
  • So I’m assuming everyone is freaking out because of the comet, because none of this is freaky
  • I think, as a group, we should all get a cleanse… I mean, go looking for our friends who could be lost in the suburbs
  • JFC, a doorbell
  • It’s ok, I tripped on the curb
  • They stole a lockbox
  • We should definitely open this stolen lockbox
  • I’ll just pick this lock…
  • It’s a…ping pong paddle
  • Alright, this lockbox has pictures of us and they’re numbered
  • You saw us… in the future
  • Oh… so the knock on the house was Hugh… on their house
  • So they stole the lockbox from themselves?
  • Oh god… there’s a human outside… in the suburbs…
  • I CAN’T CHOOSE THE TYPE OF BAND-AID!!!
  • We have to puzzle this photo thing out
  • Is this numerology?
  • This photo was taken tonight because I got this sweater today… convenient…
  • I know, let’s get shitfaced!
  • They’re freaked out by the handwriting on the pictures, but not so much about Hugh’s note that magically appeared on the front door
  • And she is really upset that Kevin brought up a story about Laurie
  • I really need to walk over to the house
  • Can we please have two guys that stay here because I’m a scared girl?
  • The suburbs are completely empty… how weird is this?
  • Mike, this can’t be your house because we walked here
  • I see us!
  • Hah! The other color glowsticks is great
  • Run! Wait, shouldn’t we talk to them?
  • When I see mirror images of myself, I automatically think I’m going to die
  • And there’s a dark zone in the middle
  • Do you have any books about quantum physics? That could solve all our problems.
  • Yes, take the bat with you when you go out to the car
  • Jumpy much?
  • Nope, a book about cats. I mean, gravity.
  • Allow me to explain what Schroedinger’s Cat
  • So let me get this straight, there are two realities until the comet passes… What does the comet have to do with this?
  • You remember that movie Sliding Doors? YES!
  • If we kill them first, we can’t collapse… easy peasy!
  • Why don’t you trust that house?
  • I’m not waiting for drunk mike to come over here and kill me…
  • If we can solve who’s napping, then we’ve got it!
  • Guys, let’s not mess with the other reality
  • I will kill you for your keys
  • What if it’s bizarro us?
  • We could meet ourselves and find ourselves (not actual quote)
  • Mike thinks everything he says is brilliant, it’s not
  • Did you drug Lee? Totally
  • Beth, did you drug all of us? Totally
  • Does this vial explain why we’re all hallucinating?
  • Could someone please bring up the comet again?
  • I shop at a thrift store named Galaxy
  • Alright, so Hugh and Amir are the OTHER Hugh and Amir
  • And now Hugh and Amir are stealing the photos and lockbox back, I guess?
  • Mike is gone now
  • Everyone knows when Mike drinks it gets bad
  • I’m not gunna let you go, that would be crazy.
  • We can’t trust the other house, we can’t trust ourselves
  • Mike is useless to me now. Kill him.
  • Printed photos… that’s weird, right?
  • Laurie has cornered Kevin and they’re talking… dun dun dun…
  • Laurie is caressing Kevin and getting really close… this is awkward
  • And she really does do yoga!!!
  • And kissing
  • Yeah, you are crossing all sorts of boundaries
  • So Mike is shitfaced after two glasses of wine
  • Awww… Lee loves Mike
  • HYDRATE!
  • Kevin, do you want to tell me about how you were making out with Laurie?
  • Why is Beth insane?
  • Electricity is dumb.
  • I need to hit something, I’m going outside… into the suburbs
  • At least now they have flashlights
  • Well, the cars still have power, we could, you know, drive somewhere?
  • You got her a ring… at the fair…
  • I think we should work out our relationship issues right now.
  • Wait, are you not MY Kevin?
  • Are those coyotes?
  • Do you think it’s someone trying to intimidate us… the only other someone’s are bizarro us
  • Hugh and Amir are back and they have the book
  • I gave you a cloth band-aid
  • Wait, we all have two notes…
  • We each roll a number… and then we put the numbers on the photos… in a lockbox…
  • Where have we heard this?
  • Do you have a lockbox that looks exactly like the other lockbox?
  • Yeah, it’s not creepy at all that Laurie has a photo of Kevin… in her wallet… forever
  • Blue house, blue pen
  • Let’s talk about quickcodes
  • So the other house had the ping pong paddle…
  • And we’ll use a coaster, great
  • Let’s get shitfaced
  • Why is this guy’s cell phone still working?
  • Yes, talk to drunk Mike about numbers he almost certainly won’t process
  • When you walk through the dark area you get split to other houses
  • Weird
  • So Mike was going to blackmail himself? That’s… dumb.
  • Someone should throw a punch
  • And there’s the punch
  • What if we’re the dark version of us? (1:14)
  • Then mike bursts in and starts beating up mike
  • Laurie is freaking out, Beth is nosebleeding over everything, now there are more notes, cats and dogs living together… mass hysteria!
  • Em is done with this shit.
  • Heh… multiple Mikes tied up
  • I want to see a house where there’s an orgy happening
  • I want to go to this house where people are nice
  • She wouldn’t…
  • Oh… Em breaks the car window to draw them out, drugs the other Em, swaps places… maybe?
  • She parallel parked when she got here, and now there are no cars
  • I don’t understand how this drugging is happening, it’s not ether
  • The door to no where… dun dun dun…
  • So the comet broke up? That’s no comet…
  • Bitch… Alright, so Em is killing herself now…
  • It’s a new day!
  • And Kevin gets a call from the other Em… The end!