Episode 80: Sam’s Notes

Distorted

  • Heavy breathing, but not the good kind
  • Missing person press briefing
  • How could she be wearing the pendant that you’re holding?
  • Jump ahead 2 years
  • I can’t hear what they’re saying
  • What’s important here is that she completely ignores her friend’s advice
  • Friday at the office
  • I want to visit Wales
  • Foxton Manor has ominous clouds, let’s go there
  • This guy?
  • Checking his 2010 ledger
  • He trusts her
  • Weird camera shot through the side window
  • I want to go to Wales
  • Just going to stop and look over the landscape for reasons
  • OK, the name of this company is “blahdblah” and the company line is “we communicate”
  • Awful lot of sheep…
  • Maybe he’s not picking up because he doesn’t recognise the random country phone booth you’re calling from?
  • Ye Olde Bull Inn
  • Ah, she’s just getting directions
  • Burly, sexy awkward man digging graves
  • It takes forever to send anything from the country
  • I wasn’t even sure horns worked in the country till now
  • I guess he has to do work now
  • Does anyone carry a pickaxe like that?
  • James, you’re shirt is all sorts of unbuttoned
  • Yes, this woman has legs
  • I will follow you because you have my bags
  • Uhm, how low is this beam?
  • This woman still has legs
  • Please, explain to me why this room hasn’t been used
  • Oh yes, your mother’s room
  • Why yes, I am uncomfortable
  • There’s this one place at the edge of the property where sometimes technology works
  • Weird close-up of her face
  • Why is that doorknob scary?
  • So, this guy drives a Jaguar
  • Also, this guy?
  • Obviously, a master communicator
  • Drinkin wine, watching the fight
  • That’s a weird shot under her chest
  • Mom’s old Leprechaun outfit
  • Carrying that chovel in a way no one carries shovels
  • Please tell me this is actually a grave
  • Bummer
  • But hey, news about a missing girl
  • Suspicious jacket… connected?
  • No, of course not, that’s silly
  • Someone is creeping at the door, who could it be?
  • Just going to watch her undress here
  • Because obviously the country doesn’t have porn
  • I assume this woman is a girlfriend, because he doesn’t have a ring
  • She made lasagne? What the hell dude?
  • We already know technology doesn’t work in this blackhole
  • Just say hi to fucking Nikola!
  • But hey, this guy?
  • That is a weird ass shot of this woman looking at herself
  • Everyone’s fake laughing is bugging me
  • Stop touching my hair!
  • This woman might be alcoholic
  • Taking a bath because, of course
  • Is he watching porn through a window? Or just imagining porn?
  • You’re just a shadow of a man
  • She has spider senses
  • This woman still has legs
  • Yeah, that guy is right there in the room, and he strangely isn’t carrying a digging implement over his shoulder
  • Creepily asking if she likes him
  • Turn around! Because there’s a bug on your shoulder
  • Dude lunges with a knife, but just stands there and then feels her shoulders
  • Dude’s boxers are showing
  • Don’t show me shots of the drain unless there’s blood draining in
  • He couldn’t finish the job
  • I wonder if she’ll get a discount on the room?
  • He moves the car
  • And also does stuff to her
  • This guy… shows up at Foxton Manor
  • Don’t worry folks, she’s good
  • Why am I still listening to this drain?
  • This guy is thinking “That guy?”
  • Did he break her neck? I don’t understand why she isn’t moving
  • Down at the pub with all of the old white dudes in this village
  • Ok, I think you’ve got a problem, dude, good luck!
  • Technology doesn’t work here either. That’s why there are only old people in this village.
  • Full moon, there must be werewolves
  • Thankfully, he had just dug these graves just in case any young women happened by
  • Just going to take an impression of your face here…
  • Now, why are we burying people?
  • Worst Friday ever
  • Saturday should be better
  • He packs up all her things, because she does have nice things
  • Night mum
  • Setting up the crime scene
  • Parkour!
  • Parkour!
  • Hello house!
  • Time to watch cartoons
  • That is all the oil
  • Please chew with your mouth shut. Please.
  • Slugs are cool
  • Harvesting pill bugs and maggots
  • Please don’t do this, I’ll pay you everything I have
  • NOPE!
  • The Ty Gwen Hotel has bar snacks
  • He found the spot where technology works!
  • She’s catching on to his lies
  • Why is she wearing that impossible ring?
  • Here’s a guy we’ve never met before who is supposed to be off, but just got called in
  • He knows dead people
  • Why is he wearing a ring on his pinkie?
  • Did she say it’s been three weeks?
  • Did this woman teleport?
  • Wait, it’s still Saturday
  • This guy?
  • Don’t delete it!
  • Dumbass.
  • Listening to police chatter so you know he’s police
  • Was it that obvious?
  • Destroying evidence! That’s a capital offense, sir.
  • Everyone is smoking now
  • Oh, you’re wife
  • This guy
  • No no, I’m much more important than you
  • What? I can’t hear you!
  • This investigator woman looks an awful lot like Sarah
  • Morgan. James Morgan.
  • I can’t run this place when I’m busy digging holes
  • Have you considered asking all these sheep to help out?
  • What? I can’t hear you!
  • Is he still drinking that coffee?
  • Oh, the guy with the rock music and the hat
  • I can’t believe this guy who was honking at Sarah is now keen on being an informant
  • Uhm… uhm… would you like to come in so I can kill you or something?
  • Weird kitsch
  • All the pills
  • Spoonful of sugar…
  • Very opaque orange juice
  • Just chugging that orange juice
  • FLY
  • I don’t believe this guy has paralytic drugs
  • Ah, there’s the digging tool… why is he bringing the shovel indoors? You can’t dig indoors.
  • This is why you don’t cheat
  • Good thing he put that towel down
  • I think he just likes driving other people’s cars
  • Just get the parking validated…
  • Shortest train ever
  • This is a perfect place to stash a suitcase
  • Running this hotel really gets in the way of his luggage moving business
  • I guess he’s still alive
  • Just need to trim your fingernails…
  • This director really wanted to make the next Misery
  • Finally made it to Sunday!
  • Just cruising around the river
  • What? I can’t hear you!
  • Other people have gone missing, like, a whole village worth’s
  • Watch me as I get into this car
  • I guess there’s no CSI in this town
  • I have returned!
  • Let’s go over your report again
  • Just going to stare at my phone…
  • There’s just one thing that’s puzzling me, why does this tea taste like poison?
  • She’s very proud of herself
  • You couldn’t possibly be involved…
  • Are you telling me that Sarah was buried in the one place that gets signal on this whole property?
  • What? I can’t hear you!
  • He’s not at all concerned by the man who buried her?
  • James is just hanging out
  • Jones is upset because he disturbed the crime scene
  • There are no other police in this town, and no one carries mace or a tazer or knows self-defense…
  • He’s just really into asphyxiation sex
  • Jones! Don’t just sit there shaking, do something!
  • FLY!
  • Time to lightly knock you out
  • Was that an ending?
  • Half of the characters are named after the actors who played them
  • Wharton’s son is in the movie
  • Wharton scored the movie
  • Special thanks to Neil Rylance & Blahdblah
  • Shortest credits EVER