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Distorted
- Heavy breathing, but not the good kind
- Missing person press briefing
- How could she be wearing the pendant that you’re holding?
- Jump ahead 2 years
- I can’t hear what they’re saying
- What’s important here is that she completely ignores her friend’s advice
- Friday at the office
- I want to visit Wales
- Foxton Manor has ominous clouds, let’s go there
- This guy?
- Checking his 2010 ledger
- He trusts her
- Weird camera shot through the side window
- I want to go to Wales
- Just going to stop and look over the landscape for reasons
- OK, the name of this company is “blahdblah” and the company line is “we communicate”
- Awful lot of sheep…
- Maybe he’s not picking up because he doesn’t recognise the random country phone booth you’re calling from?
- Ye Olde Bull Inn
- Ah, she’s just getting directions
- Burly, sexy awkward man digging graves
- It takes forever to send anything from the country
- I wasn’t even sure horns worked in the country till now
- I guess he has to do work now
- Does anyone carry a pickaxe like that?
- James, you’re shirt is all sorts of unbuttoned
- Yes, this woman has legs
- I will follow you because you have my bags
- Uhm, how low is this beam?
- This woman still has legs
- Please, explain to me why this room hasn’t been used
- Oh yes, your mother’s room
- Why yes, I am uncomfortable
- There’s this one place at the edge of the property where sometimes technology works
- Weird close-up of her face
- Why is that doorknob scary?
- So, this guy drives a Jaguar
- Also, this guy?
- Obviously, a master communicator
- Drinkin wine, watching the fight
- That’s a weird shot under her chest
- Mom’s old Leprechaun outfit
- Carrying that chovel in a way no one carries shovels
- Please tell me this is actually a grave
- Bummer
- But hey, news about a missing girl
- Suspicious jacket… connected?
- No, of course not, that’s silly
- Someone is creeping at the door, who could it be?
- Just going to watch her undress here
- Because obviously the country doesn’t have porn
- I assume this woman is a girlfriend, because he doesn’t have a ring
- She made lasagne? What the hell dude?
- We already know technology doesn’t work in this blackhole
- Just say hi to fucking Nikola!
- But hey, this guy?
- That is a weird ass shot of this woman looking at herself
- Everyone’s fake laughing is bugging me
- Stop touching my hair!
- This woman might be alcoholic
- Taking a bath because, of course
- Is he watching porn through a window? Or just imagining porn?
- You’re just a shadow of a man
- She has spider senses
- This woman still has legs
- Yeah, that guy is right there in the room, and he strangely isn’t carrying a digging implement over his shoulder
- Creepily asking if she likes him
- Turn around! Because there’s a bug on your shoulder
- Dude lunges with a knife, but just stands there and then feels her shoulders
- Dude’s boxers are showing
- Don’t show me shots of the drain unless there’s blood draining in
- He couldn’t finish the job
- I wonder if she’ll get a discount on the room?
- He moves the car
- And also does stuff to her
- This guy… shows up at Foxton Manor
- Don’t worry folks, she’s good
- Why am I still listening to this drain?
- This guy is thinking “That guy?”
- Did he break her neck? I don’t understand why she isn’t moving
- Down at the pub with all of the old white dudes in this village
- Ok, I think you’ve got a problem, dude, good luck!
- Technology doesn’t work here either. That’s why there are only old people in this village.
- Full moon, there must be werewolves
- Thankfully, he had just dug these graves just in case any young women happened by
- Just going to take an impression of your face here…
- Now, why are we burying people?
- Worst Friday ever
- Saturday should be better
- He packs up all her things, because she does have nice things
- Night mum
- Setting up the crime scene
- Parkour!
- Parkour!
- Hello house!
- Time to watch cartoons
- That is all the oil
- Please chew with your mouth shut. Please.
- Slugs are cool
- Harvesting pill bugs and maggots
- Please don’t do this, I’ll pay you everything I have
- NOPE!
- The Ty Gwen Hotel has bar snacks
- He found the spot where technology works!
- She’s catching on to his lies
- Why is she wearing that impossible ring?
- Here’s a guy we’ve never met before who is supposed to be off, but just got called in
- He knows dead people
- Why is he wearing a ring on his pinkie?
- Did she say it’s been three weeks?
- Did this woman teleport?
- Wait, it’s still Saturday
- This guy?
- Don’t delete it!
- Dumbass.
- Listening to police chatter so you know he’s police
- Was it that obvious?
- Destroying evidence! That’s a capital offense, sir.
- Everyone is smoking now
- Oh, you’re wife
- This guy
- No no, I’m much more important than you
- What? I can’t hear you!
- This investigator woman looks an awful lot like Sarah
- Morgan. James Morgan.
- I can’t run this place when I’m busy digging holes
- Have you considered asking all these sheep to help out?
- What? I can’t hear you!
- Is he still drinking that coffee?
- Oh, the guy with the rock music and the hat
- I can’t believe this guy who was honking at Sarah is now keen on being an informant
- Uhm… uhm… would you like to come in so I can kill you or something?
- Weird kitsch
- All the pills
- Spoonful of sugar…
- Very opaque orange juice
- Just chugging that orange juice
- FLY
- I don’t believe this guy has paralytic drugs
- Ah, there’s the digging tool… why is he bringing the shovel indoors? You can’t dig indoors.
- This is why you don’t cheat
- Good thing he put that towel down
- I think he just likes driving other people’s cars
- Just get the parking validated…
- Shortest train ever
- This is a perfect place to stash a suitcase
- Running this hotel really gets in the way of his luggage moving business
- I guess he’s still alive
- Just need to trim your fingernails…
- This director really wanted to make the next Misery
- Finally made it to Sunday!
- Just cruising around the river
- What? I can’t hear you!
- Other people have gone missing, like, a whole village worth’s
- Watch me as I get into this car
- I guess there’s no CSI in this town
- I have returned!
- Let’s go over your report again
- Just going to stare at my phone…
- There’s just one thing that’s puzzling me, why does this tea taste like poison?
- She’s very proud of herself
- You couldn’t possibly be involved…
- Are you telling me that Sarah was buried in the one place that gets signal on this whole property?
- What? I can’t hear you!
- He’s not at all concerned by the man who buried her?
- James is just hanging out
- Jones is upset because he disturbed the crime scene
- There are no other police in this town, and no one carries mace or a tazer or knows self-defense…
- He’s just really into asphyxiation sex
- Jones! Don’t just sit there shaking, do something!
- FLY!
- Time to lightly knock you out
- Was that an ending?
- Half of the characters are named after the actors who played them
- Wharton’s son is in the movie
- Wharton scored the movie
- Special thanks to Neil Rylance & Blahdblah
- Shortest credits EVER