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Hellbent
- Somewhere in the dessert, some guy is drinking cough syrup
- Any movie that starts with “introducing…” I don’t know…
- But hey, music by Drowning Pool
- Obviously filming the guy riding the bike from a car
- Clean up this mess!
- And put some clothes on!
- Just gunna drop this towel right here on the floor
- A song called Van Gogh’s Ear
- That’s the line, this girl is a genius
- Nice guyliner
- This is a really really tame punk crowd
- Season’s Greetings from creepy Santa
- The long barrel Uzi you ordered, would you like fries with that?
- I sense a hit coming…
- A gun just got pulled in this club and no one noticed
- I’m pretty sure that’s not dancing
- Are we really going to do this entire shot through the mirror?
- Tanas doesn’t have the energy for this conversation
- Nobody’s fucking anyone up!
- Poor Joe Green
- Gangs… the youth… balloons… What didn’t kill this guy?
- The thugs show up to pay their respects
- This studio won’t let them record anymore
- That’s a weird thing outside the club
- But not nearly as weird as the earing Lemmy is wearing
- Boobs
- Oh… this is the lamest club ever
- The Tanas will see you now
- Uh, are they playing chess with dildos?
- Boobs
- Don’t make me come over there and make you giver her her clothes
- The contract is ready
- This is a contract
- Oh, he’ll get behind you and give you positive direction
- This guy shakes like Donald Trump
- Yes, deals that use immortal souls probably aren’t legal
- Now it’s daytime
- These guys remind me of the Droogies
- I don’t believe you or those Harry Potter glasses for one second!
- Bar Sinister?
- They all work for the same person… so he’s their boss?
- Joe Green just coincidentally fell in front of that hail of bullets
- Money is everything, afterall
- This guy is stuck drinking hard liquor after he drank all the cough syrup
- Mel is on the run!
- I don’t think he’s going to make it
- Dance for me!
- This director has squibs and he’s using them!
- After running out of liquor, he started huffing
- Oh, he found more liquor
- Lemmy thinks he can work with this
- Back to cough syrup
- Lemmy wants to impress his new buds
- Everyone should be listening to Spike
- This cough syrup isn’t half bad…
- Outside club 666
- Those are some skeleton earings
- Lemmy can’t hear you over all the guyliner he’s wearing
- Lemmy can’t go on!
- I don’t know how he ever got by without cough syrup
- Snakes?
- He’s okay!
- Is lemmy chopping up a snake on stage?
- Chaos, whee!
- And then the amp caught on fire, that’s how dull this performance is
- Later, at the after-party
- Snake and rat?
- Tic Tac?
- Lemmy, meet Michelle
- Does Michelle have a candy wrapper in her hair?
- This Spike guy is super smart
- “If you really want to see your mind, you have to be ready to rip your skull open.” 00:31:22
- I really believe Spike might have said that
- Drug fueled sex or whatever on the uncomfortable roof of this building
- Lemmy does everything with a bottle of cough syrup in his hand now
- Then these guys bust in
- Wearing it
- So they’re bringing drunk Lemmy to a hit?
- I don’t think that’s how phones work, but whatever
- It’s coming from outside the house!
- Don’t forget to pack the diapers
- I don’t know, what are you trying to do?
- Duke isn’t bright
- In the FACE!
- For one thing, this movie needs more timpany
- Back at the grate, Lemmy wakes Angel up
- Oh shit, Angel punched Lemmy good, now let’s hug
- You didn’t have to look at his brain to know it was small calibre because you have the bullets
- The cop knows Bar Sinister
- Yes, faith in God
- Why would you want to stop all this fun?
- This studio is littered with guns and ammo
- Lemmy is referring to himself in third person
- “You puke in your shoes, you put your shoes on your hands, then you crawl across the stage.” 00:48:14
- Yes, they’re being facetious
- Sally is getting psyched up for a night at Bar Sinister
- Where is she going to hide that gun?
- Boobs
- This punk club is spinning The Monkees
- Does the bartender have an Easter Egg?
- Oh, Duke can help you
- Duke is 100% about the car
- Wow, where did they get this piece of shit car?
- “What’s the matter with him?” “Maybe he’s got a low tolerance for gunfire.” 00:53:32
- Why does Duke need to go to her room?
- Yes, you left the gun with Duke
- I feel like Duke may have taken the bullets out
- How many bottles of booze does Duke have on him?
- Splat
- He’s still jerking off
- “Looks like he was beatin the Bishop at the moment of his demise.” “Well, at least he died happy.” 00:59:03
- So tired of watching drunk/stoned Lemmy
- At least they’re feeding the kid donuts
- Let’s not play with the Uzi while high
- Sally is back at the club
- Just walking in the door brandishing a .45
- So, Spike and crew made it back before Sally?
- Baby at the studio with all the guns and bullets
- The goofy music tells me Lemmy is not going to straighten this mess out
- Boobs
- “This videotape revolution is a gold mine.” 01:07:45
- Lemmy shoes up at the wrong art installation, in this guy’s house?
- I mean, I guess he did a pretty good job of diving out a window
- How does she still have bullets?
- This week, on EMTs that smoke…
- The Rainbow Ambulance
- Reasons why you shouldn’t smoke in the ambulance
- Sally still has bullets
- Woah, Sally hates Chess!
- Sally takes out Tanas
- I mean, Sally did murder a lot of people
- And now Lemmy isn’t squeeky clean and playing gigs in the park
- Lemmy is blind now?
