Episode 87: Sam’s Notes – Streaming Nonsense Podcast

Breakdown Lane

Center…
Backstory as Biblical verse
This lady believes
This lady likes junk food
I am so annoyed by this lady who can’t turn away for a second
We know you love him
Yes, there are crazies out there
This guy isn’t crazy, he just likes straw
She’s so happy to see her!
I’m leaving now
Of course he’s contagious
He is for sure dying
Yup, made it worse
For all you watching, Sisyphus is OH MY GOD ZOMBIES
Friendly straw eating guy returned her junk food
Did she get gas?
And is this a for real comic?
Watch the road
“Did you know the family from The Hills Have Eyes own a gas station?” 05:03
CROWS
He cooks pizza rolls, sounds like a catch
She totally winked at the phone
I don’t know what she’s laughing at
The poster child for distracted driving
Did you know you were brushing your teeth while driving?
This guy is not about bullshit
I hate her
I just have to take a nap and promise not to sleep?
Are there safe places to nap?
You have zero volts!
Max has a dreamy voice
“I’m sure it isn’t dead.” “It has big Xs where its headlights used to be.” 09:45
She has definitely not been maintaining the vehicle
Her transmission got fried while parked? Baffled.
Only evil masterminds have beautiful English accents.
At least she has snacks
God damnit Vincent!
First of all, he’s wearing a HORN PORN shirt
Where have I seen this guy?
Definitely going to sext
The music is telling me this sext is not going to go well
The next morning…
He is super dedicated to his job
A few pages later in this comic
Unable to fix the transmission with this crescent wrench
Impales guy in the head with a wrench and then apologizes
Where did all these zombies come from?
Like a whole horde of preppers show up out of nowhere
Yeah, she’s clean
Alright Captain of the Obvious
Counting kills around the fire
Sure, this seems safe
Please tell me they aren’t eating people
Why do they think they won’t catch whatever this is?
Headed to “City”
Yeah, everything is Liberals
Blaming Liberals 22:20
He’s name is Ravage
She does have crosses on her shirt
So…
Yeah, I can’t believe he said that either
That went well
If you leave the car, we can’t keep talking!
You killed like, three somebodies
You need a lifeboat?
Suit up! montage
Really?
This is a bad plan.
She knows nerdy movies
Definitely recycling the same frames over and over for the comic stuff
You should go out and look
Oh, it’s that police car
She didn’t have a cable to charge her phone with?
Aww, Vincent is calling again
He seems good, and so does this lady
Exit to Hell poster on the wall?
Yeah, we should just let him get eaten
Alright, moving on
Zombie chain gang
That’s not how dogsleds work
It’s cough syrup
By no repopulating the earth
AT least we’re in town now
Nice place
It’s a butt on a wall
Cone of shame
I mean, why even bother showering?
I don’t think he’s very stable
It is about time for the battery to be dead
Boobies
Just randomly bumping into Dee?
Brat
I’m sure she’s good
Thank god we found a mall
Selling assault rifles and paintball guns
All the tactical gear a girl could want
Bandanas make you tougher
This guy…
I mean, definitely let him finish off all the zombies before you kill him
Cough syrup
Just going to leave him there with no booze!
“A Child’s Guide to Shooting”
She’s so tough now
This is how Tank Girl happened
Arsenal
All she needs now are some fingers strung around her neck
I did not imagine Maxwell as bald
Uhm… I get the crutch?
Did she really carry all those in with her?
First time using firearms and they’re all expert marksman
I mean, Claire from clerical has this down, I’m sure you can work it out
What’s with the giant HELLO phone in the dumpster?
Awww, Max
WOW!!!
Is Max dead for real?
Kirby shoots through the horde, disinterested Lara Croft mode
What’s the point of all this?
Puppies?
You smell like food
Just keep moving Kirby, follow the road.
Later, on the road…
“She shot my dick off!” zinger at the end