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Sand Sharks
- Sand dune biking!
- We are fucking this dune up to some techno
- Make sure we’ve got that GoPro footage
- Bailed
- OMG, don’t take off your helmet! The sharks!
- Alone on this beach, will anyone find me?
- So that happened
- I guess, flag marks the spot?
- You don’t see that every day
- Yes, drive toward the shore
- Thank god I fucked up there
- Nevermind
- We are two sentences into this guy and I hate him
- I guess Parker Lewis can loose
- At least the cop doesn’t like this guy
- This empty dump is the mayor’s office?
- Oh, he needs money from daddy
- Oh, there was an attack
- That was a lot of people biking on the beach to be not biking on the beach
- So, we’ve only got his head? I guess taking your helmet off isn’t a sure sign of shark attack
- You think this is a murder?
- Oh, it was another shark attack, naturally
- What lacerations?
- The beaches stay open, mayor’s orders!
- I don’t like hippies!
- I hate everyone
- Nope, my dad’s dead
- This guy buried in the sand is the perfect hors devours
- He’ll never forget her anniversary again
- This hateful couple is dead and no one cares
- I love how they covered up the name of the laptop with electrical tape
- These people doing the marketing for Jimmy’s scheme
- Amanda must be Jimmy’s ex
- Alright, I’d go to Sandpocalypse Now
- Uh, yeah, they left the black guy to handle the luggage, not cool
- The sheriff studies the surf
- I hate people
- How dare you wear cardboard!
- Oh, sick burn
- Does Neil Gaiman have anything on Sandman Festival?
- Is Brenda an ex too?
- The sheriff is not happy with a festival being held here
- So, shark just came out of the sand and ate a guy, but it’s probably fine
- Sharks swim in sand!
- “That’s going to be bad for business.”
- Oh, now the sheriff lost his wife and child to a shark attack
- There’s a bounty on the sand shark
- “Closing the beaches will kill us all!” uh…
- This fisherman guy will catch the sand shark
- I carry a pistol because of sharks?
- Hunting sand sharks and eating Twizzlers
- Sand shark got them on land because it’s a sand shark
- Everybody knows everybody here
- I don’t see how the arms are still attached, but ok
- Oh right, Brenda and the sheriff are siblings
- “Relax, I said hands-on job not hand… Nevermind!”
- I mean, it looks like a shark tooth
- It’s a baby tooth
- Oh, prehistoric sand tiger shark, sure
- Roger Corman gag!
- Oh look, it’s Jaws
- Finally, we can put the festival back on
- Is it a fake?
- The intern is doing all the work
- He’s a hacker that can make the lights in the room flicker?
- Shark just ate the power line that’s buried in the beach
- The sheriff has the hunters at gunpoint, and the mayor is there?
- The entire island’s power is out and it’s “just a fuse?”
- Sand shark
- Sand shark
- Oh, this is the fireworks guy
- Sand shark
- Sand shark
- I really hope there isn’t an asphalt shark!
- I sure hope the mayor isn’t eaten by a sand shark
- Unexpected twist!
- Poor Sparky
- Awww… shark got blowed up
- Huzzah! The beach is open!
- Brenda is now weirdly into Jimmy
- Acting!
- The power is out, but this light still works
- “The proof is in the biology!”
- Everything she just said is bullshit
- The kids start streaming into the beach
- This guy is carrying all the drugs
- “If those are the type of guys that are here, spring break is going to bite.” 00:50:33
- This time, the sheriff is going to be prepared
- Jimmy opens the festival
- Bouncing
- This party needs more E
- Alright, that’s gross
- I hope Jimmy dies too!
- Maneater jokes
- Amanda gets bit down to a head
- Jimmy can just cover it up because head is under the trailer
- Oh, nope, nevermind, the head is right there
- Show must go on
- Intern Erin knocks out Willie because business!
- She just fed Willie to the shark!
- Shouldn’t you have binoculars or something?
- Literally a sand shark
- What is happening here?
- Sand sharks
- Jimmy is trying
- Alright, now that I’ve tossed my booze, we should get out of here
- It’s like, no one knows how to get off a beach
- Nooooo Brendaaaaa!
- Just hang in there Brenda
- Is she spraying blood on the sand?
- She invented “chum juice”
- 15 people died again?
- It’s not a dock, it’s a pier
- These two jokers…
- The old guy with the heavy weapons shows up
- Why will the island be crawling with sand sharks?
- “You’re gunna need a bigger beach, Angus.”
- Acting!
- Flight of the Valkyries?
- Suddenly Jimmy wants to be a hero
- He’s like the pied piper of sharks
- Jimmy got bit
- Did we get them all?
- Didn’t get mommy
- Sand shark
- Where have I seen this before?
- Oh thank god Erin is still alive
- Just tying up loose ends here…
