Episode 39: Sam’s Notes

Find Me

  • Traumatic swing set incident
  • Creepy girl covering her filthy face
  • And we’re driving…
  • Wow, this looks like a desolate little town… Colorado?
  • We’re here! Let’s hug.
  • It’s a window?
  • Fucker.
  • Let’s make out.
  • Really sweet old man
  • That door needs some work.
  • “It’s perfect.” Has she never seen this place?
  • Never say “I think we’re going to like it here.”
  • Broken window pane is the most serious thing wrong with this house, apparently
  • I really wish we could fuck on a couch right now
  • Nah, you stay here in the death house… good luck!
  • Just going to set up some protective lights around the house for protective protection
  • Holy fuck, handprint!
  • And it’s my size!
  • Knock knock
  • We don’t want any!
  • Worst friend ever!
  • I don’t know your husband’s name
  • Lame tour of just two rooms
  • Look at our sex air mattress
  • I don’t see what you’re looking at
  • Still don’t see it
  • Tim is back with champagne and pizza
  • Oh, so this is where Emily is from
  • Better let the man take a look
  • Definitely probably not something there
  • Is it weird being back? Not as weird as your face!
  • Someone is creeping them
  • Emily is awake in the middle of the night
  • Didn’t bother to change into anything
  • The dripping faucet is her nemesis
  • Creepy dirty girl is a creeper
  • I am going to guess that Emily used to live here and has no memory… no one has any memory of anything and everyone is stupid
  • Peeking into all the rooms
  • Unpacking family pictures, are her parents dead?
  • Knock knock
  • Yeah, get my shit in my house!
  • Someone is throwing my pictures around and now breaking them
  • Seems perfectly normal to me
  • Tim is much more into ghosts than me
  • I’m just going to procrastinate having this conversation about our haunted house
  • We definitely have a ghost
  • Music box featuring the sugar plumb fairy
  • Don’t kill yourself
  • I am pretty sure that cursed music box wasn’t there a second ago, but it’s cool
  • A message from the other side!
  • Going to find her husband at work, that’s probably okay
  • Creepy kids in white shirts
  • So… ghost then
  • The ghost child looks like Emily?
  • 32 minutes in and virtually no plot development
  • I am taping this fucker shut! Problem solved.
  • And now she explains the ghost thing
  • Yeah, you are crazy
  • At least they both know Poltergeist
  • I like getting clean
  • Time to dry you off little girl!
  • Oh yeah, the bath helped… But that’s not your wife!
  • Then who did I just fuck?
  • What did he do? Yeah, he fucked her.
  • The coffee is growing hair
  • Or you could find it, I guess
  • Summoning ghosts always goes well in the movies, so…
  • WTF, break shit already!
  • Well, that was a complete waste of five minutes of this movie
  • Torture bathroom!
  • It was just a dream!
  • Now I have proof of bathroom mirror shenanigans!
  • What does “Find Me” mean? Is it really that complicated?
  • Enhance!
  • A  mystery!
  • What made you think this envelope would be right by the hatch?
  • No one gives out apples for Halloween
  • It’s not like you can take Polaroids with a zoom lens
  • Why would people at the school know who creepy apple guy was?
  • Do I smell sage?
  • He is already out of breath
  • Necklace found
  • Mysterious Anna
  • Oh, just your twin sister…
  • Alright, glad we’ve established that
  • So, lots of people went missing?
  • How did Emily get into this other room when she was in the living room earlier?
  • Claire is harassed by the sister
  • Door locked again?
  • Who puts up drywall but doesn’t frame it?
  • It’s time we went into the creepy murder basement
  • Wrong sister